"I Love Me, Vol. I"

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This page is for the new item as of February 28, 2014. To see the old version, see here.

"I Love Me, Vol. I"
"I Love Me, Vol. I"

This is the first volume of the autobiography of a man named Dr. Awkward -- from the condition of the spine, it appears that nobody has cracked it open yet.

Type: usable
Cannot be traded or discarded
Quest Item

(In-game plural: Pamela Andersons)
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Item number: 7262
Description ID: 191091046
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Obtained From

The Palindome
Bob Racecar
Racecar Bob
Drab Bard

When Used

The book is mostly just a collection of insane, egotistical ramblings, but you skim through it looking for the good parts... of which there turn out to not be any. On the bright side, the jacket flap does list the location of Dr. Awkward's office, which is right here in the Palindome. You should go see him, and tell him how much his book sucks. And about how you threw it away as soon as you read it, because that's a thing that also just happened.



  • Prior to the Palindome revamp on February 28, 2014, there existed another item by the same name. It still exists, though it is now no longer possible to acquire it.