"plain" girl

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"plain" girl
Monster ID 2090
Locations The Neverending Party
Hit Points 75% of its Defense
Attack Player's Moxie - 10 (cap at 20 000)
Defense Player's Muscle - 10 (cap at 20 000)
Initiative 0
Meat 80-120
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm,glasses,head,leg,ponytail,torso
electronics kit, PB&J with the crusts cut off, dorky glasses, ponytail clip, Paint palette
Manuel Entry
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"plain" girl You're fighting a "plain" girl

You encounter a girl with glasses and a ponytail. How did she even get invited to this party? She's obviously extremely unattractive and socially inept, as evidenced by the glasses and ponytail.

Hit Message(s):

She pulls a calculus book out of her backpack and accidentally hits you in the <ankle> with it. Ha ha, what a nerd. I mean ouch. Ow! Eek! Ugh!

She's so socially awkward that it embarrasses you just watching. Eek! Ouch! Eek! (sleaze damage)

She turns to look at something[sic] Eek! Oof! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

Her dad, with whom she has a great relationship, drives up in his unimpressive but practical car and hits you with a baseball bat. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ow! Oof! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

If looks could kill, she'd at least be maiming you right now if she wasn't so plain.

Instead of attacking you, she pulls out a calculus book and starts studying. Ha ha, what a nerd.

Fumble Message:

She doesn't attack you, because she has a really great relationship with her parents and never developed any violent tendencies. Or maybe she just got distracted. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 80-120 Meat. (average: 100, stdev: 8.56)*
Electronicskit.gifYou acquire an item: electronics kit (% chance)*
Pbjnocrust.gifYou acquire an item: PB&J with the crusts cut off (% chance)*
Dorkglasses.gifYou acquire an item: dorky glasses (% chance)*
Ponytailclip.gifYou acquire an item: ponytail clip (% chance)*
Nicepalette.gifYou acquire an item: paint palette (% chance)*
You gain some <substat>.

Occurs at The Neverending Party.