A Farewell to Legs

A Farewell to Legs

You wander through the frat house, catching disapproving stares from Sorority Orcs and sounded soldiers alike. One veteran slides up to you on a sk8board -- he's missing the entire lower half of his body.

"What do you think about that, bra?" he asks. "I'm just a torso and you can't even get your war outfit on and go fight? Huh? You chicken, bra?"

"See, the problem is I don't have any distressed jeans," you tell him. "I don't suppose you have a pair you no longer have any use for?"

Turns out he does. Way to go, torso boy!

You acquire an item: distressed denim pants

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Occurs at the Orcish Frat House (Verge of War) wearing the Frat Boy Ensemble.

Notes

• Possibly does not occur if you already have these in inventory

References

• The title is a clear pun on A Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway.
• The adventure contains lyrics from the "Weird Al" Yankovic song Albuquerque: "And now he's got a really cute nickname, torso boy, so what's he complaining about?".