Anatomical Injuries

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While adventuring in the kingdom, you may take damage from the monsters you fight.

Here is an example of an attack from a monster:

He tries to stick his bony fingers through your arse, but can't seem to penetrate.
In this case, the <body part> is the arse.

Some monsters have their own types of attacks, so they sometimes do not display a body part.

It is possible to be damaged in two or more of the same place, for example: "giving you splinters in your elbow, neck, and neck. Ugh! Ouch! Ow! Ow! Argh! Eek!"

You may also drop your weapon on one of these body parts during a fumble, even if you are unarmed, or the combination is nonsensical and/or physically impossible (e.g. dropping your forehead on your skull).

Body Parts

With a Clockwork Grapefruit familiar, body part messages are drawn from the nadsat lexicon instead of the normal list. Against hilarious monsters, the salad list is used.

Normal Nadsat Salad
  • ankle
  • arm
  • arse
  • bung
  • calf
  • ear
  • elbow
  • eye
  • face
  • foot
  • forehead
  • giblets [sic]?
  • groin
  • head
  • kidney
  • knee
  • leg
  • lower back
  • neck
  • nipple
  • shin
  • shoulder
  • skull
  • solar plexus
  • thigh
  • throat
  • brooko (belly/stomach)
  • glazziess (eyes)
  • groody (breast(s)/chest)
  • gulliver (head)
  • gulliwuts (guts)
  • keehskas (guts)
  • litso (face)
  • luscious glory (hair)
  • mozg (brain)
  • noga (foot/leg)
  • pletcho (shoulder)
  • rooker (arm/hand)
  • rot (mouth)
  • sharries (buttocks)
  • shiyah (neck)
  • tally (waist)
  • yabzick [sic]? (tongue)
  • yarbles (testicles)
  • zoobies (teeth)
  • cherry tomato
  • fresh ground pepper
  • garlic crouton
  • grated cheese
  • Ranch dressing
  • raspberry vinaigrette
  • Romaine lettuce
  • sliced tomato