Angry raccoon puppet

Angry raccoon puppet
Monster ID	337
Locations	The Road to the White Citadel
Hit Points	21
Attack	35
Defense	31
No-Hit	45
Initiative	60
Meat	16-24
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, leg, tail, torso
Drops felt, googly eye, stuffing
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting an angry raccoon puppet

Out of nowhere, you are attacked by a snarling, biting mass of felt shaped like a raccoon! This is the single angriest puppet you’ve ever seen, and it’s not cookies that it wants to eat…

Hit Message(s):

The Angry raccoon rakes your <ankle> with its horrible puppet claws. Ow! Oof!

The angry raccoon puppet bites you viciously on the <elbow> with its razor-sharp felt teeth. Oof! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

It shows you the true fury of an animal that spends its entire life with someone's hand up its butt. Ooh! Eek! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

The angry raccoon puppet tries to bite you with its razor-sharp felt teeth, but you manage to get your face out of the way just in time.

The angry raccoon puppet swipes its claws at you, but you barely manage to hold it at bay.

Fumble Message:

Instead of attacking you, it does a little musical number about the dangers of rabies. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 16-24 Meat (average: 20, stdev: 2)*

You acquire an item: felt (2.5% chance)*

You acquire an item: googly eye (2% chance)*

You acquire an item: stuffing (2.4% chance)*

You gain 8-9 <substat>.

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Formerly occurred at The Road to the White Citadel.

Notes

• Although removed from its original zone, it is still possible to fight one via wishing or faxing.

References

• This adventure refers to the raccoon in the movie Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle. In one scene, a crazed raccoon gets into the car and attacks Harold. (It's meant to be a real raccoon, but it's quite obviously a puppet.)
• "It's not cookies that it wants to eat" may be a reference to Cookie Monster, a puppet character from Sesame Street.