Astrologer of Shub-Jigguwatt

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Astrologer of Shub-Jigguwatt
Monster ID 2200
Locations using a greasy desk bell
Hit Points 150% of Defense
Attack Moxie + 15
Defense Muscle + 15
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum constellation
Elements sleaze
Resistance 100% all except cold
Monster Parts star
star chart, star, star, line, line
Manuel Entry
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Astrologer of Shub-Jigguwatt You're fighting an Astrologer of Shub-Jigguwatt

The bell rings for a moment, but the sound abruptly stops as all the air is sucked out of the room by a combination of the vacuum of space and the vacuity of astrology.

Hit Message(s):

The Astrologed reads your horoscope, looks like it is filled with pain and sleaze. Sleazy pain. Ow! Ooh! Ow! (sleaze damage)

If you look up your horoscope in today's paper, you'll find that the Astrologer is punching you in the privates. Eek! Ow! Ugh! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It looks like Grimace is aligned with your antagonistic sign. So, take that. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Ugh! Ooh! (sleaze damage)

Miss Message(s):

Looks like your dodging stars are in alignment, the Astrologer whiffs.

Fumble Message:

not known

After Combat

Starchart.gifYou acquire an item: star chart (100% chance)*
Star.gifYou acquire an item: star (30% chance)*
Star.gifYou acquire an item: star (10% chance)*
Line.gifYou acquire an item: line (30% chance)*
Line.gifYou acquire an item: line (10% chance)*

Occurs when using a greasy desk bell.


  • Gives the bell back if you lose:
Defeated, you drop your gaze to the ground and notice something there.
Yeg bell.gifYou acquire an item: greasy desk bell
  • This monster cannot be copied.
  • Cannot be staggered:
Looks like the stars say the Astrologer can't be stopped.
  • All non-cold damage is reduced to 1 (Spooky is doubled to 2).