Astrologer of Shub-Jigguwatt

Astrologer of Shub-Jigguwatt
Monster ID	2200
Locations	using a greasy desk bell
Hit Points	150% of Defense
Attack	Moxie + 15
Defense	Muscle + 15
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	constellation
Elements	sleaze
Resistance	100% all except cold
Monster Parts	star
Drops star chart, star, star, line, line
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting an Astrologer of Shub-Jigguwatt

The bell rings for a moment, but the sound abruptly stops as all the air is sucked out of the room by a combination of the vacuum of space and the vacuity of astrology.

Hit Message(s):

The Astrologed reads your horoscope, looks like it is filled with pain and sleaze. Sleazy pain. Ow! Ooh! Ow! (sleaze damage)

If you look up your horoscope in today's paper, you'll find that the Astrologer is punching you in the privates. Eek! Ow! Ugh! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It looks like Grimace is aligned with your antagonistic sign. So, take that. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Ugh! Ooh! (sleaze damage)

Miss Message(s):

Looks like your dodging stars are in alignment, the Astrologer whiffs.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: star chart (100% chance)*

You acquire an item: star (30% chance)*

You acquire an item: star (10% chance)*

You acquire an item: line (30% chance)*

You acquire an item: line (10% chance)*

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Occurs when using a greasy desk bell.

Notes

• Gives the bell back if you lose:

Defeated, you drop your gaze to the ground and notice something there.

You acquire an item: greasy desk bell

• This monster cannot be copied.
• Cannot be staggered:

Looks like the stars say the Astrologer can't be stopped.

• All non-cold damage is reduced to 1 (Spooky is doubled to 2).