Astrologer of Shub-Jigguwatt
|Astrologer of Shub-Jigguwatt|
|Locations||using a greasy desk bell|
|Hit Points||150% of Defense|
|Attack||Moxie + 15|
|Defense||Muscle + 15|
|Resistance||100% all except cold|
The bell rings for a moment, but the sound abruptly stops as all the air is sucked out of the room by a combination of the vacuum of space and the vacuity of astrology.
The Astrologed reads your horoscope, looks like it is filled with pain and sleaze. Sleazy pain. Ow! Ooh! Ow! (sleaze damage)
If you look up your horoscope in today's paper, you'll find that the Astrologer is punching you in the privates. Eek! Ow! Ugh! (sleaze damage)
It looks like Grimace is aligned with your antagonistic sign. So, take that. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Ugh! Ooh! (sleaze damage)
Looks like your dodging stars are in alignment, the Astrologer whiffs.
|You acquire an item: star chart (100% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: star (30% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: star (10% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: line (30% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: line (10% chance)*|
Occurs when using a greasy desk bell.
- Gives the bell back if you lose:
- Defeated, you drop your gaze to the ground and notice something there.
You acquire an item: greasy desk bell
- This monster cannot be copied.
- Cannot be staggered:
- Looks like the stars say the Astrologer can't be stopped.
- All non-cold damage is reduced to 1 (Spooky is doubled to 2).