Astronomer
| Astronomer | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 184 |
| Locations | The Hole in the Sky |
| Hit Points | 150 |
| Attack | 168 |
| Defense | 151 |
| No-Hit | 178 |
| Initiative | 70 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | constellation |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, star, torso |
| Bounty | sticky stardust |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting The AstronomerAccording to the Astronomers of the Times of Old, this constellation most closely resembles an astronomer. This is probably because the Astronomers of the Times of Old occasionally liked to switch from childish double-entendre to inexplicable self-reference.
Hit Message(s):
He headbutts you with his pointy little head. No, his *other* pointy little head. Eek! Ouch! Ooh! Ooh! Ouch! Oof! Ouch!
He shouts at you through the megaphone he's carrying. Oof! Eek! Eek! Eek! Argh! Ouch! Ow!
He whips out a sextant and stabs you in the <eye> with it. Huh huh... sextant. Eek! Eek! Ow! Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh!
He focuses starlight through his telescope, making a small burning dot appear on your forehead. It's certainly not the same old thing as yesterday, and it quickly leads to your head being engulfed in flames. Ugh! Argh! Eek! Ow! Eek! Ouch! Oof! Ow! Ouch! (hot damage)
He tries to headbutt you, but you spin around and butthead him.
He tries to shout at you through his megaphone, but you point out that it's probably a telescope.
He tries to poke you with a sextant, but you're not having any of that funny business.
He focuses sunlight through his telescope, trying to burn you to cinders. Unfortunately for him, there's a little black dot on the sun today, which makes his attack fizzle. He should have known - it's been there since yesterday. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: star chart (100% chance)* |
- If you are on the appropriate bounty hunt:
 | You acquire a bounty item: sticky stardust |
| You gain 42 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Hole in the Sky.
Notes
- There is another version of this monster, which has the monster ID 354. It has different drop rate, and different factoids. It can be encountered through the Deck of Every Card
References
- The critical hit and miss messages borrow lyrics from the song "King of Pain" by The Police: "There's a little black spot on the sun today / It's the same old thing as yesterday."
