BRICKO oyster (monster)
|Locations||using a BRICKO oyster|
|Monster Parts||brick, eye, shell|
You put the BRICKO oyster on the ground. It snaps its shell at you in what you can only assume is a menacing fashion. Clearly, there's no pearl in this oyster, unless you count the pearl of PAIN.
The pearl of PAIN, you see, is formed when a grit of beatdown enters the mantle of malice, and is then coated with the nacre of -- look, just fight the thing before it hurts you, okay?
It decides it's actually a boulder, and rolls over your foot. Yeowch. Ooh! Ow!
It pinches your <neck> between two of its bricks. Oof! Ow!
It launches itself at your kneecaps. Remember, never get hit in the kneecaps by an oyster in a month that contains an 'r.' Ugh! Eek!
It snaps its shell on your foot. Aw, snap. Eek! Ugh!
You shout, "little oyster! Little oyster!" but answer comes there none. Well, unless you consider hard plastic bricks crushing your <ankle> to be an answer. Ouch! Ow!
It decides it's actually a boulder, not an oyster, and sits impassively.
It tries to pinch you, but you threaten a sexual harrassment lawsuit.
It starts to attack, but you tell it that you weep for it, and you truly sympathize.
It snaps it[sic] shell at you, but you snap, "knock it off!"
You shout, "little oyster! Little oyster!" but answer comes there none. Well, that's odd. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 23 <substat>.|
|You acquire an item: BRICKO pearl (30% chance)*|