BRICKO turtle (monster)
| BRICKO turtle | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 921 |
| Locations | using a BRICKO turtle |
| Hit Points | 150 |
| Attack | 120 |
| Defense | 108 |
| Initiative | 70 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | eye, leg, head, shell |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a BRICKO turtleYou put the turtle on the ground in front of you. It tries to pull its head into its shell, realizes it wasn't constructed that way, and stomps toward you, malice glinting in its painted eyes. Clearly, this turtle is a villain on the half-shell.
Y'know, that whole 'hero on a half shell' thing never made much sense. Turtles have a whole shell. Meh, never mind.
Hit Message(s):
It pulls out a BRICKO bo-staff and smacks you in the neck with it. Ooh! Eek! Eek!
It pulls out a pair of BRICKO nunchuku and smacks you in the <throat> with them. Oof! Argh! Ow!
It pulls out a couple of BRICKO katana and slices you with them. Ouch! Oof! Ouch!
It snaps its BRICKO mouth shut on your <shins>. It doesn't have any teeth, but hard plastic will do the trick. The 'hurting you' trick, I mean. Ooh! Ooh! Ouch!
It stomps toward you, but you flip it on its back. You do a little celebratory dance, and end up stepping on the razor-sharp underside of a BRICKO brick. Irony, thy name is 'adventurer.' Ugh! Ugh! Ouch!
It stops to search its shell for its katana.
It stops to search its shell for its nunchuku.
It stops to search its shell for its bo-staff.
It snaps its BRICKO mouth shut on where your throat was a second ago. Stupid slow turtle.
It stomps toward you, but you flip it on its back. Then you realize that BRICKO bricks are way sharper upside-down than rightside-up, so you flip it over again. It sways dizzily for a second. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: BRICKO bulwark (50% chance)* |
References
- "Hero on a half shell" was a catchphrase for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, who happened to wield katanas, nunchuku, and bo-staves (as well as sais).
