Back Room SMOOCHing

Choice adventure number: 1094

Back Room SMOOCHing

You find yourself in a back hallway of the SMOOCH Army HQ. Five doors are arrayed before you. Four of them look like dressing rooms for clowns, and the fifth one looks like... coffee cup storage?

(click a door to open it)

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Opening Door #1 leads to combat with Geve Smimmons:

Geve Smimmons -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: demon makeup kit, the tongue of Smimmonsq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 200 • Substat Gain: 50 • Moxie for No Hit*: 210 Monster Defense: 240 Hit Points: 300 Initiative: 150 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: 70% elemental, 74% physical

Opening Door #2 leads to combat with Raul Stamley:

Raul Stamley -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: love, Raul's guitar pickq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 180 • Substat Gain: 45 • Moxie for No Hit*: 190 Monster Defense: 220 Hit Points: 300 Initiative: 75 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: 50%

Opening Door #3 leads to combat with Pener Crisp:

Pener Crisp -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Pener's drumstick, Pener's crispsq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 200 • Substat Gain: 50 • Moxie for No Hit*: 210 Monster Defense: 220 Hit Points: 400 Initiative: 75 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: 25%

Opening Door #4 leads to combat with Deuce Freshly:

Deuce Freshly -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: little deuce cape, signed deuceq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 220 • Substat Gain: 55 • Moxie for No Hit*: 230 Monster Defense: 180 Hit Points: 400 Initiative: 125 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: 75%

Opening Door #5:

You go through the coffee cup door and sure enough, it's a room filled with coffee cups. Thousands of boxes, each containing dozens of cups, all branded with that stupid offensive SMOOCH S.

You notice one of the cups on a nearby table with a little bit of liquid in it. You keep it, but let's be clear -- it's the liquid you want, not the cup. You are not a fan of these guys. Just so everybody knows.

You acquire an item: SMOOCH coffee cup

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Occurs at The SMOOCH Army HQ.

Notes

• Occurs after 50 completed combats in The SMOOCH Army HQ.
• This choice adventure is only available once per day.
• Extra turns spent one day do not decrease the 50-turn counter for the next day.