bag of grain
You've been given this single-serving bag of unmilled grain as thanks for helping out with hunger relief efforts. All the carbs and gluten has been removed from it, which means it's definitely GMO. You wonder if the people running the service were aware of that.
It looks like a real pain in the neck to eat -- literally. Also it's so dry and dusty, just looking at it makes you thirsty.
Effect: Nearly All-Natural (1 Adventure)Mysticality +200%
+60% Booze Drops from Monsters
Cannot be discarded
(In-game plural: bags of grain)