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Monster ID 539
Locations The Hole in the Sky
Hit Points 150
Attack 162
Defense 145
No-Hit 172
Initiative 70
Meat None
Phylum constellation
Elements sleaze
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, leg, star, tail
line, star, star
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Beaver You're fighting The Beaver

The Astronomers of old named this constellation "The Beaver" because the stars that comprise it are very volatile, and seem to be almost eager to go supernova. Then they noticed that it was also sort of shaped like the small mammal they referred to as the flat-tailed river ferret, so they changed that animal's name to "beaver."

Hit Message(s):

It eagerly smacks you with its big, flat tail. You somewhat less eagerly feel big, flat pain. Eek! Ooh! Argh! Eek! Ouch! Argh!

It nibbles on you with its little rodent-teeth. It wouldn't hurt, except the points of said teeth are flaming balls of gas. Ooh! Eek! Ugh! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! (hot damage)

It stacks a bunch of celestial logs on you. Dam it! Ooh! Argh! Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Argh!

It swims through the sky around you, creating a whirling vortex and making you really, really dizzy. Ow! Ouch! Ouch! Ow! Ugh! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

It produces a huge celestial cleaver and successfully cleaves you in twain. You jump around like a frog in Calaveras County, howling in pain. Ugh! Ooh! Ooh! Ugh! Oof! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

It eagerly smacks at you with its big, flat tail, but you dodge with even more eagerness.

It tries to nibble on you, but you dodge its gaping beaver mouth.

It tries to stack logs on top of you, but you get out of the dam way.

It swims through the sky around you, seemingly without a care in the world. What a relaxed, open beaver.

Fumble Message:

It tries to cleave you with a cleaver, but you know better than to get cleaved by a beaver, and you ward off the attack like junebugs in june. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Star.gifYou acquire an item: star (30% chance)*
Star.gifYou acquire an item: star (30% chance)*
Line.gifYou acquire an item: line (30% chance)*
You gain 40.5 <substat>.

Occurs at The Hole in the Sky.


  • The fact that the stars in the constellation are volatile is a reference to the animated television show Angry Beavers.
  • The references to eagerness derive from the term "eager beaver."
  • The several instances of "dam" in combat messages appearing when fighting this monster is a reference to the fact that beavers are known for constructing dams.
  • "You jump around like a frog in Calaveras County" is a reference to the Mark Twain short story "The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County."
  • The fumble message refers to the members of the Cleaver family from the television show Leave It to Beaver, namely Ward, June, and (of course) Beaver.
  • The name of this monster is a reference to female genitalia.