Beer bong

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beer bong
beer bong

This is a funnel with a length of rubber tubing attached to the bottom of it. Usually it's used to allow frat boys to consume huge quantities of beer very quickly. This one has been modified to fire neverending streams of foul, skunky beer at people.

Type: ranged weapon (1-handed bong)
Damage: 19 - 38
Moxie Required: 80
Selling Price: 185 Meat.

+15 Stench Damage
+5 to Monster Level

(In-game plural: beer bongs)
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Item number: 2401
Description ID: 269933574
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Obtained From

The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
Beer Bongadier
Elite Beer Bongadier
War Frat Kegrider
The Orcish Frat House (Wartime) (40 quarters)


You say, "What did we learn about beer? FOAMY!" and soak <it> for X damage. WHACK! SPLAT! KERBLAM!
You fire a stream of crappy beer at <it> with such force that it knocks <it> over. <It> takes X damage as <it> hits the ground. Yay, beer! SOCKO! ZOT! BOINK!
You shout, "Hey, this beer does less damage and tastes great!" and hose <it> down for X damage. You were lying about the great taste, too. ZAP! ZAP! KAPOW!
You fire a stream of sub-Willer quality beer straight down <his> gullet. <He> chokes and takes X damage. BOINK! KAPOW! WHACK!



  • The battle message, "What did we learn about beer? FOAMY!" is a quote from an exchange between Buffy and Xander in the episode "Beer Bad" on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
  • The battle message about tastes great, less damage is a reference to the classic Miller Lite ad campaign "tastes great, less filling."

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