Befouled straw house
|Befouled straw house|
|Locations||Unleash Your Inner Wolf|
|Hit Points||50*(Houses encountered+1)|
Ugh. Man, there's nothing inherently wrong with a nice straw house--provided you're not in a windy neighborhood and you're not into the whole "sturdy" thing--but you should always use nice, clean straw. This one looks like they built it out of the straw from the horse stables, and it smells like it, too.
A stinky pig walks out the door, points at you, and draws its trotter across its throat. Who does that pig think he is? Your inner wolf flares its nostrils, regrets doing so immediately, and prepares for a fight.
A reeking pig staggers out of the house and belches at you. Ugh. Rotten roast beef. Argh! Ugh! Ooh! (stench damage)
A pig comes back from the market with a load of Limburger cheese, steamed broccoli, and burnt popcorn, which he dumps all over you.Ow! Ooh! Ooh! (stench damage)
A reeking pig staggers out of the house and gives you a big hog hug. Yuck.Ouch! Argh! Ugh! (stench damage)
- Your inner wolf is really doing his part to clean up this town.
Occurs at Unleash Your Inner Wolf.