Befouled straw house

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Befouled straw house
Monster ID 1473
Locations Unleash Your Inner Wolf
Hit Points 50*(Houses encountered+1)
Attack 0
Defense 0
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements stench
Resistance None
Monster Parts Indeterminate
Manuel Entry
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befouled straw house You're fighting a befouled straw house

Ugh. Man, there's nothing inherently wrong with a nice straw house--provided you're not in a windy neighborhood and you're not into the whole "sturdy" thing--but you should always use nice, clean straw. This one looks like they built it out of the straw from the horse stables, and it smells like it, too.

A stinky pig walks out the door, points at you, and draws its trotter across its throat. Who does that pig think he is? Your inner wolf flares its nostrils, regrets doing so immediately, and prepares for a fight.

Hit Message(s):

A reeking pig staggers out of the house and belches at you. Ugh. Rotten roast beef. Argh! Ugh! Ooh! (stench damage)

A pig comes back from the market with a load of Limburger cheese, steamed broccoli, and burnt popcorn, which he dumps all over you.Ow! Ooh! Ooh! (stench damage)

A reeking pig staggers out of the house and gives you a big hog hug. Yuck.Ouch! Argh! Ugh! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

After Combat

Your inner wolf is really doing his part to clean up this town.
Trophy.gif +1 Pig Evicted!

Occurs at Unleash Your Inner Wolf.