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Monster ID 1638
Locations The Deep Dark Jungle
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Player's Moxie+5
Defense Player's Muscle+5
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum humanoid
Elements spooky
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, face, leg
"meat" stick, Sasq™ watch
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
bigface You're fighting bigface

A fur-covered, slightly blurry monster leaps out at you from behind a pile of rubble. Dear god--it looks like the unholy union of a giant, a gnome, and a bear. It's all claws and hair and--well--face. Mostly face.

Hit Message(s):

He headbutts you with his gigantic forehead. Ow! Ugh! Argh!

He stares at you with his giant watery eyeballs. Yick. Ouch! Ouch! Ooh! (spooky damage)

He slashes you with his tiny little claws. They're surprisingly effective. Ugh! Ouch! Ooh!

He kicks you with his little clawed feet. Ow! Eek! Ooh!

He sneezes, and a giant gob of snot erupts from his nose and hits you. Argh! Argh! Ooh! (sleaze damage)

He blows you a kiss with his giant, blubbery lips. Ew. Argh! Oof! Oof! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He hits you with his gigantic forehead, then opens his freakishly enlarged mouth and clamps down on your entire head, holding you captive while he kicks and claws you. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Eek! Eek! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

He kicks at you with his feet, but they're too little to connect.

He tries to headbutt you, but his giant lips cushion the blow.

He tries to slash you with his claws, but his arms are too short.

He blows you a kiss, but you refuse to catch it.

He sneezes, knocking himself off-balance with the eruptive force.

He stares at you with his soulful eyes, but you're not moved.

Fumble Message:

He loses his balance and pitches forward onto his own gigantic face, flattening his enormous nose. His tiny little arms scrabble for purchase to flip himself back over while you snicker. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 20 Meat.
Owlstix.gifYou acquire an item: "meat" stick (% chance)*
Nicewatch.gifYou acquire an item: Sasq™ watch (% chance)*

Occurs at The Deep Dark Jungle.