Bitchin' Meatcar Quest

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The bitchin' meatcar quest is an optional guild quest that a player may undertake to gain access to the Desert Beach.


Muscle classes:

You ask Olaf about the meatcar.
He gives you a guilty look.
"The meatcar? Um. Well, I parked it at Degrassi Knoll, but by Boris's Hammer, when I got back to it those fiendish gnolls had stolen it!
Here, I'll give you a list of the parts you need to build a new one. Don't tell Gunther, all right?"
Scroll1.gifYou acquire an item: Degrassi Knoll shopping list

Mysticality classes:

You ask Blaine about the meatcar.
You see his eyes widen behind the slot in his crate.
"Oh, man, the meatcar! I totally forgot. I left it parked over by Degrassi Knoll... I was gonna go back and get it, but, well, y'know... the crate and all.
The gnolls have probably stripped it for parts by now, anyway. Here's a list of what you'll need to build a new one."
Scroll1.gifYou acquire an item: Degrassi Knoll shopping list

Moxie classes:

You ask Izzy about the meatcar.
He suddenly looks particularly cagey.
"The meatcar? Well... I was over near Degrassi Knoll... and, umm, I was mugged! Yeah, mugged. Totally. And they stole the meatcar.
Nothing to do with a poker game at all.
If I know those gnolls (and I'm not saying I do,) they'll have completely stripped the car by now. You'll have to filch these parts and build a new one."
He scribbles a list of parts on the back of a napkin and hands it to you.
Scroll1.gifYou acquire an item: Degrassi Knoll shopping list



  • You gain a new accomplishment in your Quest Log: "You have built your own Bitchin' Meat Car."


  • This quest is received from your guild.
  • Unless it's already unlocked, Degrassi Knoll is unlocked when you receive this quest.
  • Completion unlocks the Desert Beach for adventuring.