|Monster ID||665 or 671|
|Locations||A Shimmering Portal|
|Monster Parts||hexagon, rectangle, triangle|
You step through the shimmering portal and find yourself in a smallish room, with no apparent exits. The only thing that stops the room from being a featureless rectangular prism is a few slab-like... well... slabs, really, sticking out from one wall at regular intervals.
Actually, that's not the only thing. There's also this strange, hovering construct, currently bearing down on you brandishing various sinister-looking manipulators.
The construct lifts you into the air and places you gently on one of the slabs. "TASOM KUZGA NOGACHA. FUCHANOKCHA ANKROSTA LAPAZEVE," it bellows as it performs a quick and painful surgical procedure on your <kidney>. Ooh! Oof! Eek! Oof! Oof! Ugh! Argh! Ow! Eek! Argh!
The construct glides toward you. You run to the other end of the room to avoid it, and end up banging your knee, really hard, on one of the slabs. Oof! Ow! Eek! Oof! Ow! Argh! Ugh! Argh! Eek! Ooh!
The construct bellows "ZAKZAK BEHOFUSTA NILACHA. FUCHANOKCHA FUNOGACHO GACHOKUZ." It bathes the entire room in radiation, some of which gets in your eyes. Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ugh! Oof! Oof! Oof! Ouch! Ow! Ooh!
The construct bellows "TAGANOK FUCHANO." It then surgically removes your <thigh> and attaches it to your <skull>. It hurts almost as much as it hurts when it subsequently reverses the procedure. Oof! Oof! Eek! Ow! Oof! Ouch! Oof! Eek! Ugh! Ow!
The construct glides toward you, manipulators raised, but you duck under a slab and avoid it. That reminds you -- you should pick up some duck under a slab for dinner tonight.
The construct grabs you and places you gently on one of the slabs. "TASOM KUZGA NOGACHA. FUCHANOKCHA ANKROSTA LAPAZEVE," it bellows, but by the time it's done bellowing, you've crawled under the slab and avoided whatever it was about to do.
The construct bellows "ZAKZAK BEHOFUSTA NILACHA. FULAZAKHO FUNOGACHO GACHOKUZ." It bathes the entire room in radiation, but you were never much for baths, so you avoid it on principle.
The construct bellows "HOKROPA GA GABECHA. FUFUPACHA HOTA," as it moves away from you and settles gently to the ground in one corner of the room. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) (14.3% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) (14.4% chance)*|
|You gain 75 <substat>.|
Occurs at A Shimmering Portal.
- "ZAKZAK BEHOFUSTA NILACHA. FULAZAKHO FUNOGACHO GACHOKUZ" translates to "STERILE ENVIRONMENT BREACHED. INITALIZING DISINFECTION PROTOCOL."
- "TASOM KUZGA NOGACHA. FUCHANOKCHA ANKROSTA LAPAZEVE" translates to "FOREIGN OBJECT DETECTED. INITIALIZING SURGICAL ROUTINES".
- "HOKROPA GA GABECHA. FUFUPACHA HOTA" translates to "INSURANCE NOT ACCEPTED. DISCONTINUING SERVICE".
- "TAGANOK FUCHANO" translates to "TRANSPLANT INITIATED".
|You acquire an item: augmented El Vibrato drone|
- You slide the punchcard into a slot in the bizarre construct. It bellows "NO ANKRO HO NITAKUZ BESTASOMNO NOGACHA. ZEVEPACHA SOM BULA BUFULA."
|You acquire an effect: Fitter, Happier|
(duration: 10 Adventures)
|You gain some hit points.|
|You gain some Mana Points.|