Booze Giant

Booze Giant
Monster ID	95
Locations	Menagerie Level 3
Hit Points	66
Attack	76
Defense	68
No-Hit	86
Initiative	80
Meat	None
Phylum	humanoid
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops bottle of gin, bottle of rum, bottle of tequila, bottle of vodka, bottle of whiskey, boxed wine
Manuel	giant breath mint
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a Booze Giant

This is one of the Booze Giants from the Fluffy Cloud Kingdom, which was somehow captured by the Knob Goblin Mad Scientists.

Hit Message(s):

He drunkenly karate-chops you in the <skull>. He probably wasn't aiming for that part, but it'll do. Argh! Oof! Ow! Oof!

He smacks you upside the <neck> with a bottle of whiskey. An empty bottle. Eek! Oof! Ooh! Argh!

He showers you with vomit. You know how April showers bring May flowers? Well, vomit showers bring acidic corrosion (hey now, hey now now). Ouch! Ugh! Oof! Oof!

He puts his arm around you and says, "I love you, man. You're my besht friend." Unfortunately, since he's a giant, the hug almost squeezes your head off. Ouch! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

He breaks the neck off a bottle and pokes you with its jagged shards. You sure wish his drinking jag hadn't ended like this. Man, what a jagoff. Ooh! Oof! Ow! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to drunkenly karate-chop you, but gets dizzy and falls over.

He throws a bottle of whiskey at you, but you spin it around and wing it back at him.

He starts to vomit on you, but you dodge the vomit shower.

He tries to drunkenly stomp on you, but he's seeing double and stomps on the wrong you.

Fumble Message:

He breaks the neck off a bottle and attacks you with it. Wait -- looks like he broke the neck off the bottle on accident, and is now weeping about the loss of booze. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: bottle of gin (14.9% chance)*

You acquire an item: bottle of rum (16.3% chance)*

You acquire an item: bottle of tequila (13.6% chance)*

You acquire an item: bottle of vodka (14.5% chance)*

You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey (14.9% chance)*

You acquire an item: boxed wine (14.7% chance)*

You gain 19 <substat>.

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Occurs at Menagerie Level 3.

References

• The Booze Giant's attempts to "drunkenly karate-chop you" might be a reference to the martial arts style colloquially known as drunken fist, or to the Jackie Chan martial arts movie Drunken Master.
• The combat message about the vomit shower references two things; The saying "April showers bring May flowers", and the song "This Corrosion" by the Sisters of Mercy ("Hey now, hey now now, sing this corrosion to me").