Box of hammers

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box of hammers
box of hammers

Few items are as misunderstood as the simple box of hammers. It's no dumber than a box of screwdrivers, or a box of pairs of pliers, when you come right down to it, but does anybody ever talk trash about those guys? Nope.

Type: usable (also usable in combat)
Selling Price: 30 Meat.

Deals 400-500 Physical Damage
(way more effective against constructs)

(In-game plural: boxes of hammers)
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Item number: 5233
Description ID: 644838641
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Obtained From

Summon Clip Art (hammer, hammer, hammer)

When Used

  • From inventory (first use each day):
You carefully consider the box of hammers, and compare yourself to it. You're pretty sure you're smarter than it, because of the awesome plan you come up with: You kick it to the curb to demonstrate that you're stronger than it, and then you do a victory jig to prove that you're a better dancer.

Take that, box of hammers!

You gain 30 Wizardliness.
You gain 30 Strongness.
You gain 30 Smarm.

Later uses from inventory the same day:

This is the kind of comparison that you can only meaningfully make once a day or so.

  • In combat:
You dump the entire box of hammers on your opponent. Each one hits him in turn, dealing a total of 400-500 damage.

Or, against an construct-type creature:

You dump the box of hammers on your opponent. There's a cloud of dust, a little bit of clanking, a whole lot of clattering, and no small amount of shrieking. When the dust clears, there's nothing left of your opponent but some nails and some splinters.


  • May only be used from inventory once per day. This use does consume the item.


  • This item makes no sense if you're unfamiliar with the English saying "dumber than a box of hammers."


TOP 10 box of hammers collections
1. thor from the village in the n - 1905 | 2. Mistress of the Obvious - 460 | 3. Hammered - 361 | 4. Chadomancer - 289 | 5. Deshwitat - 205
6. Evangelist_Nine - 194 | 7. caducus - 100 | 8. Darkling - 100 | 9. Lord Stefano - 65 | 10. tbell30 - 51
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings