 boxed wine
This is a plastic bladder full of wine in a cube-shaped cardboard box. You are already too educated stupid to understand the truth of nature's harmonic simultaneous 4-liter wine cube.
(Cocktailcrafting ingredient) Type: booze (crappy) Potency: 3 Selling Price: 35 Meat. (In-game plural: boxes of wine) | |
Obtained From
- The Barrel full of Barrels
- The "Fun" House
- shaky clown
- Menagerie Level 3
- Booze Giant
- The Defiled Niche
- basic lihc
- The VERY Unquiet Garves
- basic lihc
- The Shady Thicket
- drunk duck
- Whitey's Grove
- The Only Thing About Him is the Way That He Walks (3)
- Tavern Cellar
- Crate Expectations (0-3)
- Cargo Cultist Shorts
- What has it got in its pocketses? (pocket 94)
- Items
- handful of drink tickets (without Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-3)
- handful of drink tickets (while wearing Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-5)
- roll of drink tickets (while wearing Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-8)
- St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket (0-5)
- Stores
- The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery (sometimes) (105 Meat)
- Obsoleted Areas/Methods
- Whitey's Grove
- The Tasting (2)
- The Typical Tavern (pre quest)
- Gleaming the Cube
Recipe
When Consumed
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You lift the box of wine over your head and open the spigot. Guzzlage ensues. Boxed wine!? Are you DAFT?!
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You gain 3 Drunkenness.
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Uses
Notes
References
- The description of this item is a reference to the Time Cube website, and its author Gene Ray's poor regard of anyone who doesn't know or believe his theory of time. The "4-liter" bit is a reference to his constant mentions of a "4-day" or "4-corner" Earth, which is "one of the components of nature's harmonic time cube". Prima Vera Angelhair interviewed Gene Ray on Radio KoL, and actually mentioned this item. A recording of it can be found here.
- "Boxed wine!? Are you DAFT?!" refers to the song How I Allegedly Bit a Man in Gloucestershire, by Brandon Patton.
Zapping
Collection
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