|Locations||Unleash Your Inner Wolf|
|Hit Points||100*(Houses encountered+1)|
This is a brick house of the dead, built from ash-gray brick. Weird, spooky moaning emanates from it, mixed with unpleasant squeals and grunts. What kind of a pig would live in a mausoleum?
Your inner wolf is eager to find out.
A skeleton pig clicks and clacks out of the mausoleum and herky-jerkily walks over to you, setting your teeth to chattering. Ugh! Ooh! Ugh! (spooky damage)
A rotting, half-skeleton pig staggers out of the mausoleum and shrieks at you. Then it eats your brains. But the shriek is what really hurts. Eek! Argh! Ouch! (spooky damage)
A zombie pig lurches out of the mausoleum and stares deep into your soul, before munching on your brains. Ow! Ooh! Ouch! (spooky damage)
A pig digs itself up from the ground in front of the mausoleum and bites your neck with its undead teeth. Oof! Ow! Oof! (spooky damage)
A mortician pig in a tuxedo walks up to you and silently measures you for a coffin. It's pretty unnerving. Eek! Oof! Ooh! (spooky damage)
A wee little pig in a jar of formaldehyde comes rolling out of the mausoleum, creeping you out with its dead eyes. Eek! Eek! Eek! (spooky damage)
A horde of shambling zombie pigs devours your brains while scaring the crap out of you. Ugh! Ouch! Argh! (spooky damage)
A rotting, half-skeleton pig staggers out of the mausoleum, trips, and falls hilariously to the ground.
A wee little pig in a jar of formaldehyde comes rolling out of the mausoleum, but you kick it back through the door.
A mortician pig tries to measure you for a coffin, but you tell him to go offin and do something else.
- Your inner wolf is really doing his part to clean up this town.
Occurs at Unleash Your Inner Wolf.