Bubblin' crude
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This is a handful of magically animated crude oil. It's bubbly, not like a happy sorority girl is bubbly, but like a cauldron of boiling poison is bubbly. (In-game plural: bubblin' crudes) |
Obtained From
- Items
- codpiece (8)
- Oil Peak
- oil slick (1)
- oil tycoon (1-2)
- oil baron (1-2)
- oil cartel (1-3)
- Up From the Ground... (3) (while Lucky!)
- use Duskwalker syringe against one of the "Oil Monsters"
When Used
- Using 3:
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| Only God can make a bird, but you can make a pretty good facsimile. Or at least a pretty disgusting one. |
 | You acquire an item: oily boid |
- Using 8:
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| You squish the oil into a greasy hat. |
 | You acquire an item: oil cap |
- Using 9:
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| You glom globs of oil together until they're in a shape resembling a lamp. You love lamp. |
 | You acquire an item: oil lamp |
- Using 10:
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| Your mother always said that when life gives you lemons, you should make lemon pants out of them. That lesson probably applies to oil, too. |
 | You acquire an item: oil slacks |
- Using 11:
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| You make a pan out of oil. The critics are gonna love it! |
 | You acquire an item: oil pan |
- Using 12:
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| Driven by forces you don't understand, you make a jar out of oil and fill it with oil before making a lid out of oil and sealing the jar. |
 | You acquire an item: jar of oil |
- Otherwise:
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| That much oil doesn't congeal into anything good. |
Uses
- crudles
- eldritch essence
- adds Greasy Visage (+50 dmg to sleaze spells, +100% sdmg) to food prepared via a Black and White Apron Meal Kit, sometimes
Notes
- While this item cannot be autosold, it can be made into autosellable items. The oil cap gives the best Meat per crude return, 18.125 each.
- During a G-Lover ascension, you can only make the Jar of oil by using the Crude oil congealer.
- 1 of these can be used to add Regenerate 5-15 MP per Adventure to your pantogram pants.
References
- The name of the item comes from the lyrics of "The Ballad of Jed Clampett", the theme song for The Beverly Hillbillies.
- The "... lamp. You love lamp." line is a reference to the film Anchorman, where Steve Carrell's character Brick Tamland speaks almost the exact same line when discussing love with his colleagues: Scene on YouTube
Collection
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