Cake Lord
| Cake Lord | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1756 |
| Locations | Madness Bakery: Heart of Madness |
| Hit Points | 10 |
| Attack | 5 |
| Defense | 5 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | cake,leg,torso,arm |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting the Cake LordYou reach for the door, but it flings itself open before you even touch the knob. A booming voice emerges from the haze of the office beyond:
"WHO DARES DISTURB CAKE LORD?"
You creep into the office, hoping your eyes will adjust to the madness.
"I ASKED YOU A QUESTION, DUMMY."
"Oh, umm," you reply, finally finding the source of the voice -- a man whose head is a birthday cake. "<playername>, I guess. <playername> dares disturb Cake Lord?"
"THEN <playername> ... IS A FOOL."
Hit Message(s):
Cake Lord's eyes blaze. It's unsurprising, because they are made of fire, but it hurts because they are very close to your <solar plexus>. (hot damage)
Cake Lord cakebutts you, which is to say that he repeatedly hits you in the butt with cake until your butt is bruised and covered with frosting.
Cake Lord gazes into your eyes, then gazes into your <groin>, then stabs both of them with a frosting knife.
Cake Lord gazes into your eyes, then gazes into your <solar plexus>, then stabs both of them with a frosting knife. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch!
Cake Lord tries to swing a big chunk of cake at you like a baseball bat, but it turns out to be a cake bunt.
Cake Lord's three flaming eyes blaze, but you blow them out.
Cake Lord pauses to adjust his frosting.
Cake Lord pauses to adjust his frosting. (FUMBLE!)
| Hey look, it's Madeline |
Occurs at Madness Bakery.
