Cheerless mime soldier
| Cheerless mime soldier | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2046 |
| Locations | The Cheerless Spire (Level 3) |
| Hit Points | ? |
| Attack | ? |
| Defense | unknown |
| Initiative | ? |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | horror |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arms, head, legs, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a cheerless mime elite soldierOne of the mime soldiers sees you, breaks formation and runs to an alarm panel. The alarm doesn't make any noise, though, so you only have to fight one dude.
Hit Message(s):
He pretends to scream while he pretends to unload an entire truckload of machine gun ammo into your <ear>. In unrelated news, you stub your toe on something. Ugh! Ooh! Ugh! Ow! Ouch! Ugh! Ow! Ugh! Argh! Ow!
He pulls out an invisible combat knife and stabs you in the <knee>. You start to tell him that the thing he used isn't a knife, but then you notice all the blood... Ow! Ow! Argh! Oof! Eek!
He drags you through the invisible obstacle course. Your <face> gets all scraped up from the barbed wire. At least you think it's barbed wire. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Ow! Oof! Ow! Argh! Ugh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Ugh!
He pretends to scream while he pretends to unload an entire truckload of machine gun ammo into the air. It's an impressive display, if not a loud one.
He pulls out an invisible combat knife and tries to stab you, but you point out that it's not a knife, and he's forced to agree.
He drags you through the invisible obstacle course, but you manage to run through all the invisible tires and swing on all of the invisible ropes and stuff without getting hurt. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 5 crystalline cheer |
| You gain x Muscleboundness. You gain x Enchantedness. You gain x Cheek. |
Occurs at The Cheerless Spire (Level 3).
