Chelonian Morningstar

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Chelonian Morningstar
Chelonian Morningstar

This elaborately-engraved flail is heavy, serious, and stoic -- perfect for beating the hell out of arrogant rabbits, and any others who might underestimate you.

Type: weapon (1-handed flail)
Damage: 9 - 18
Muscle Required: 15
Cannot be traded or discarded
Quest Item

Muscle +11
Never Fumble

(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)

(In-game plural: Chelonian Morningstars)
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Item number: 2558
Description ID: 149921590
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Hammer.gif Mace of the Tortoise turtle chain
Equals.gif Chelonian Morningstar


You bring the morningstar down hard on <it>, terra-pinning <it> beneath it for X damage. SOCKO! ZAP! ZOT!
You whirl the morningstar around your head like some kind of turtle ninja, bashing <it> for X damage. WHAM! SMACK! SMACK!
You snap the chain of the mace like a snapping turtle, bashing <it> for X damage. BOINK! POW! BAM!
You shell out X damage with your Chelonian Morningstar. BOOF! WHAM! BOINK!
You give <it> several hard turtle whacks, doing X damage. Get it? ZAP! SMACK! BONK!
You slowly and steadily bash <it> with your Chelonian Morningstar, doing a tenacious X damage. KERBLAM! SMACK! SMACK!




  • The description of this item -- along with the statement about beating arrogant rabbits -- is a reference to the Aesop fable "The Tortoise and the Hare," where an overconfident hare challenges the slow, but steady-paced tortoise to a race, which the last hit message is also a reference to.
  • Chelonian means "belonging to the order of Chelonia," which basically includes all turtles.
  • The word "terra-pinning" is a portmanteau of the words "terrapin" (any freshwater turtle) and "pinning" (a wrestling move).
  • The "turtle ninja" hit message is a reference to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
  • "Turtle whacks" is a play on Turtle Wax, a brand of car wax.

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