Chest of the Bonerdagon

chest of the Bonerdagon This is the Chest of the Bonerdagon, which is made up of the Ribs of the Bonerdagon and the Sternum of the Bonerdagon, and probably contains the Goodies of the Bonerdagon. Type: usable Cannot be traded or discarded Quest Item (In-game plural: chests of the Bonerdagon)

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Obtained From

The Haert of the Cyrpt

Bonerdagon (one time drop)

Auqadargon (one time drop, in Heavy Rains)

Donerbagon (one time drop, in Actually Ed the Undying)

Jerry Bradford (one time drop, in Pocket Familiars)

Orignial Bonerdagon (one time drop, in Legacy of Loathing)

When Used

You pry open the Ribs of the Bonerdagon, and thus open the Chest of the Bonerdagon. A strange mist pours forth from within it, and goes into your nostrils. It smells bad, but it makes you feel pretty good.

You gain 150 Fortitude. You gain 150 Mysteriousness. You gain 150 Chutzpah.

You're also able to scrape quite a bit of meat off of the inside of the Ribs. You gain 3,000 Meat.

Uses

• ninja pirate zombie robot

Notes

• This item is one of the two standard drops from The Bonerdagon (along with the Skull of the Bonerdagon).
• Unlike some other boss drops, the chest will always drop, no matter what setting The Super-Secret Canadian Mind-Control Device, detuned radio, or The Annoy-o-Tron 5000 might be on.
• Under the special challenge path, Way of the Surprising Fist, stats are given as normal but no meat drops. The following message is appended to the normal meat drop line:

The Cola Wars Veterans Administration is really gonna appreciate the huge donation you're about to make!

Collection

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Meat-Producing Items

ancient vinyl coin purse 650-750   bag of park garbage 150-250   black pension check 400-450   briefcase 300 (or a fat stack of cash)  chest of the Bonerdagon 3,000   collection of tiny spooky objects 100-1,000   CSA discount card 300   cursed piece of thirteen 500-1,000 (or fight a scary pirate)  Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 100,000 (after upgrading A Telescope 7 times)  dungeon dragon chest 450-550   duct tape wallet 2,500-3,600   envelope full of Meat 500 (Affected by +meat% modifiers) fat wallet 350-450   flytrap pellet 300-400  (sometimes) Gathered Meat-Clip 420-620   Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) 10,000   handful of tips 300-400 (Lose ~20k Meat every 30 uses) haunted Hell ramen 20-24 (and gain 4 fullness)  Hell ramen 20-29 (and gain 4 fullness)  kobold treasure hoard 10 (plus possibly a newborn kobold)  LOLmec statuette 1,000,000   meat globe 600-800  (if there's one in your dwelling)  Mr. Big's Wallet 690   nest egg 150   Orcish meat locker 90-110 (if you have a rusty metal key, which is consumed)  old coin purse 450-550   old leather wallet 400-600   Penultimate Fantasy chest 100-200 (plus some items)  pixel coin 2,000   pixellated moneybag 450-550   roll of meat 1,750 (some of which are meat stacks)  shiny stones 140-160   smut orc keepsake box 1,400-1,500 (after bridge is finished)  SMOOCH bottlecap 1,000   solid gold jewel 100,000   stolen meatpouch 30-50   Warm Subject gift certificate 400-500 (except for first use with Torso Awaregness)