Chez Snootée

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Welcome to Chez Snootée, ze finest restaurant in all of ze Kingdom of Loazing. Please partake of our fine cuisine, and enjoy it very much.

Located in Little Canadia, Chez Snootée serves a variety of food. There are three items available on the menu every day and one daily special. Whatever you buy here you automatically eat right away, so be careful.

Items Sold

Regular Menu:
	Peche a la Frog (50 Meat, 3 fullness, 3-4 Adventures)
	As Jus Gezund Heit (75 Meat, 4 fullness, 4-6 Adventures)
	Bouillabaise Coucher Avec Moi (100 Meat, 5 fullness, 5-9 Adventures)

Today's Special:
(only one of the following will be available each day)
	[experimental crimbo food] (33 Meat)
	abominable snowcone (90 Meat)
	acceptable bagel (105 Meat)
	agnolotti arboli (180 Meat)
	ancient frozen dinner (90 Meat)
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake (111 Meat)
	animal part cracker (24 Meat)
	antique packet of ketchup (45 Meat)
	asparagus stir-fry (201 Meat)
	bag of GORP (69 Meat)
	bag of GORF (69 Meat)
	balaclava baklava (195 Meat)
	ballroom blintz (129 Meat)
	banana (3 Meat)
	banana cream pie (30 Meat)
	Bash-Ōs cereal (75 Meat)
	bätzle (219 Meat)
	bat haggis (318 Meat)
	bat wing kabob (150 Meat)
	bean burrito (162 Meat)
	bear claw (42 Meat)
	beefy fish meat (105 Meat)
	berries of suffering (150 Meat)
	black forest cake (120 Meat)
	black forest ham (120 Meat)
	black pudding (120 Meat)
	blackberry (210 Meat)
	boring spaghetti (99 Meat)
	bowl of cottage cheese (93 Meat)
	bowl of rye sprouts (450 Meat)
	bowl of topioca (210 Meat)
	brains casserole (105 Meat)
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich (300 Meat)
	brown sugar cane (165 Meat)
	bucket of honey (198 Meat)
	bunch of square grapes (195 Meat)
	cactus fruit (105 Meat)
	candied pecan (12 Meat)
	candy mountain oyster (24 Meat)
	carob brownies (180 Meat)
	carob chunk cookies (156 Meat)
	carob chunks (90 Meat)
	catgut taco (252 Meat)
	catsup (300 Meat)
	centipede eggs (198 Meat)
	cherry (180 Meat)
	Choco-Mint patty (15 Meat)
	chocomotive (30 Meat)
	chorizo taco (156 Meat)
	C.H.U.M. chum (135 Meat)
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE (300 Meat)
	club sandwich (15 Meat)
	cob of corn (450 Meat)
	cocktail onion (210 Meat)
	cocoa eggshell fragment (342 Meat)
	cookie cookie (45 Meat)
	cool mushroom (183 Meat)
	cool mushroom casserole (225 Meat)
	corned-beef Reuben (15 Meat)
	cranberries (87 Meat)
	crappy brain (33 Meat)
	crazy little Turkish delight (150 Meat)
	cream of pointy mushroom soup (225 Meat)
	creamsicle (165 Meat)
	Crepes a la Lune (600 Meat)
	crudles (180 Meat)
	dead meat bun (54 Meat)
	decent brain (99 Meat)
	dehydrated caviar (450 Meat)
	delicious noodles (99 Meat)
	delicious salad (3 Meat)
	delicious swamp muck (54 Meat)
	desiccated apricot (144 Meat)
	devil hair pasta (165 Meat)
	diabolic pizza (15 Meat)
	dire fudgesicle (90 Meat)
	dragon snaps (105 Meat)
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger (300 Meat)
	drippy plum(?) (15 Meat)
	dwarf bread (63 Meat)
	eldritch mushroom (270 Meat)
	elf army field rations (90 Meat)
	Elfin shortbread (147 Meat)
	enchanted bean burrito (162 Meat)
	Fettris (255 Meat)
	fettucini Inconnu (183 Meat)
	fiery wing (96 Meat)
	fine aged cheddarwurst (84 Meat)
	flaming mushroom (300 Meat)
	flour cookie (15 Meat)
	flower petal pie (135 Meat)
	foie gras (90 Meat)
	forbidden sausage (51 Meat)
	fortune cookie (60 Meat)
	fricasseed brains (60 Meat)
	frozen mushroom (300 Meat)
	fruitcake (111 Meat)
	fusilli marrownarrow (180 Meat)
	fusillocybin (255 Meat)
	gallon of milk (45 Meat)
	ghost cucumber (225 Meat)
	ghuol-ear kabob (156 Meat)
	ghuol egg (48 Meat)
	ghuol egg quiche (138 Meat)
	ghuol guolash (87 Meat)
	giant heirloom grape tomato (225 Meat)
	giant marshmallow (90 Meat)
	gingerbread mug (48 Meat)
	glistening fish meat (105 Meat)
	glob of cream cheese (21 Meat)
	glowing fungus (90 Meat)
	goat cheese (66 Meat)
	goat cheese pizza (252 Meat)
	goat cheese taco (252 Meat)
	good brain (231 Meat)
	government cheese (87 Meat)
	gr8ps (177 Meat)
	grapefruit (105 Meat)
	grapes (105 Meat)
	green and red bean (18 Meat)
	guffin (15 Meat)
	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis (15 Meat)
	ham steak (15 Meat)
	haunted Hell ramen (210 Meat)
	haunted orange (150 Meat)
	haunted pizza (255 Meat)
	Hell broth (114 Meat)
	Hell ramen (165 Meat)
	herb brownies (183 Meat)
	hibiscus petal (30 Meat)
	hot buttered roll (75 Meat)
	hot date (195 Meat)
	hot wing (96 Meat)
	humble pie (78 Meat)
	java cookie (45 Meat)
	jumbo olive (180 Meat)
	jumping bean burrito (150 Meat)
	jumping bean taco (198 Meat)
	juniper berries (450 Meat)
	junk food (195 Meat)
	ketchup (300 Meat)
	kiwi (210 Meat)
	Knob jelly donut (90 Meat)
	Knob mushroom (48 Meat)
	Knob nuts (105 Meat)
	Knob sausage (51 Meat)
	Knob shroomkabob (90 Meat)
	Knob stir-fry (153 Meat)
	Knob stroganoff (327 Meat)
	Knob stuffed shells (216 Meat)
	Knoll mushroom (45 Meat)
	Knoll shroomkabob (90 Meat)
	Knoll stir-fry (156 Meat)
	kumquat (210 Meat)
	large cocoa eggshell fragment (642 Meat)
	laser-broiled pear (465 Meat)
	leftover canapés (24 Meat)
	leftovers (15 Meat)
	lemon (105 Meat)
	lemon meringue pie (165 Meat)
	libertagliatelle (195 Meat)
	lihc eye pie (135 Meat)
	lime (180 Meat)
	linguini immondizia bianco (195 Meat)
	linguini of the sea (195 Meat)
	loaf of soda bread (90 Meat)
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries (300 Meat)
	magical baguette (75 Meat)
	menudo (129 Meat)
	menudo ravioli (390 Meat)
	mind flayer corpse (234 Meat)
	mineapple (69 Meat)
	mole molé (300 Meat)
	Mornington crescent roll (135 Meat)
	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster (90 Meat)
	mushroom pizza (258 Meat)
	nailswurst (150 Meat)
	nanite-infested fruitcake (111 Meat)
	natto pocky (15 Meat)
	olive (105 Meat)
	olive stir-fry (213 Meat)
	orange (105 Meat)
	overcookie (114 Meat)
	P.B.L.T. (15 Meat)
	packet of beer nuts (36 Meat)
	packet of tofurkey gravy (60 Meat)
	painful penne pasta (99 Meat)
	papaya (96 Meat)
	papaya taco (192 Meat)
	pawn cookie (300 Meat)
	PB&BP (15 Meat)
	PB&J with the crusts cut off (90 Meat)
	peach (450 Meat)
	pear (450 Meat)
	pestopiary (90 Meat)
	petit fortran (45 Meat)
	philosopher's scone (171 Meat)
	pickled egg (15 Meat)
	piece of wedding cake (36 Meat)
	pigeon egg (75 Meat)
	pineapple slab (30 Meat)
	pink slime (105 Meat)
	pixel bread (90 Meat)
	plain bagel (21 Meat)
	plain candy cane (15 Meat)
	plain pizza (204 Meat)
	plain snowcone (15 Meat)
	plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans (15 Meat)
	plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas (15 Meat)
	plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans (15 Meat)
	plum (450 Meat)
	pointy mushroom (171 Meat)
	poisonous caviar (600 Meat)
	poutine (90 Meat)
	pr0n cocktail (432 Meat)
	pr0n m4nic0tti (99 Meat)
	pr0n taco (252 Meat)
	prescription noodles (255 Meat)
	purple pixel pie (150 Meat)
	questionable taco (75 Meat)
	raisin (51 Meat)
	raspberry (210 Meat)
	rat appendix kabob (53 Meat)
	rat scrapple (120 Meat)
	ratini (213 Meat)
	ravioli della hippy (99 Meat)
	roasted duck (24 Meat)
	royal jelly (231 Meat)
	royal jelly taco (198 Meat)
	salacious crumbs (90 Meat)
	salt plum (24 Meat)
	sausage pizza (255 Meat)
	sea avocado (1050 Meat)
	sea blueberry (225 Meat)
	sea broccoli (210 Meat)
	sea carrot (1050 Meat)
	sea cauliflower (180 Meat)
	sea cucumber (1050 Meat)
	sea lychee (1200 Meat)
	sea persimmon (195 Meat)
	sea radish (1050 Meat)
	sea tangelo (1200 Meat)
	sea truffle (2997 Meat)
	six tiny wedges of goat cheese (66 Meat)
	shadow sausage (39 Meat)
	shells a la shellfish (176 Meat)
	skewered cat appendix (243 Meat)
	slick fish meat (105 Meat)
	smelted roe (135 Meat)
	space chowder (150 Meat)
	spagecialetti (165 Meat)
	spaghetti with ghost balls (180 Meat)
	Spaghetti with Moonballs (300 Meat)
	Spam Witch sammich (174 Meat)
	spicy bean burrito (165 Meat)
	spicy jumping bean burrito (180 Meat)
	spicy mushroom quesadilla (195 Meat)
	sponge cake (90 Meat)
	spooky mushroom (48 Meat)
	spooky shroomkabob (90 Meat)
	spooky stir-fry (150 Meat)
	Spooky Surprise Egg (1260 Meat)
	square CRIMBCOOKIE (300 Meat)
	squirmy violent party snack (264 Meat)
	stale baguette (165 Meat)
	stalk of asparagus (93 Meat)
	standard-issue cupcake (60 Meat)
	stinky mushroom (300 Meat)
	stolen sushi (198 Meat)
	strawberry (105 Meat)
	strawberry pie (135 Meat)
	strawberry popsicle (6 Meat)
	stuffed spooky mushroom (105 Meat)
	succulent marrow (90 Meat)
	suggestive strozzapreti (180 Meat)
	sweet roll Alabama (75 Meat)
	t8r tots (174 Meat)
	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco (150 Meat)
	Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco (300 Meat)
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco (45 Meat)
	tangerine (210 Meat)
	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker (198 Meat)
	toast (42 Meat)
	tobiko pocky (15 Meat)
	tofu casserole (321 Meat)
	tofu taco (198 Meat)
	tofurkey nugget (150 Meat)
	tomato (105 Meat)
	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE (300 Meat)
	Trollhouse cookies (174 Meat)
	turkish mostaccioli (195 Meat)
	ultra-deluxe cupcake (105 Meat)
	unappetizing mayolus (15 Meat)
	uncooked chorizo (54 Meat)
	unfortunate dumplings (45 Meat)
	uninteresting mayolus (30 Meat)
	vinegar-soaked lemon slice (183 Meat)
	warm mushroom (165 Meat)
	wasabi pocky (15 Meat)
	wax pancake (45 Meat)
	wet stew (75 Meat)
	white chocolate chip brownies (135 Meat)
	white chocolate chip cookies (132 Meat)
	white chocolate chips (72 Meat)
	White Citadel burger (150 Meat)
	White Citadel fries (120 Meat)
	wild honey pie (150 Meat)
	yam candy (150 Meat)
	yellow matter custard (165 Meat)
	yule gruel (15 Meat)

Notes

• Daily specials are randomly selected each day and sell for three times the item's auto-sell price. This is generally much less than what you would pay for it in the Mall.
• While some of the daily specials are surprisingly good and cheap (such as the forbidden sausage and linguini of the sea), the truly top-notch food like Hi mein are never sold.
• Since the food is consumed immediately, Boozetafarians and Oxygenarians are not allowed to purchase food here.
• All food purchased here is added to your list of Food Consumption/Favorite Food.
• Those afraid of bees cannot order Bouillabaise Coucher Avec Moi or any B word specials here:

You are way too scared of the Bs to order that.

• Attempting to order food whose level requirement you do not reach:

Your palate isn't sophisticated enough to eat food this good. (You must be at least level X to eat this item.)

• The LARP membership card gives a 10% discount on food bought here, including daily specials.
• Food consumed here gives you all the benefits and drawbacks that it would normally give. This includes, but is not limited to, items obtained from eating a food, such as banana peels.
  • However, the diabolic pizza purchased here will always yield 0 adventures and no other benefits, regardless of whether or not you own the diabolic pizza cube.
• G-less foods are still able to be eaten during a G-Lover run.
• Daily specials are not subject to Standard restrictions, and may be consumed regardless.
• Eldritch mushroom pizza had sometimes been available for 1998 meat until early August 2020.

• Closed in a Zombie Slayer run:

Uh Oh!

The door to Chez Snootée has been broken in, and zombies are milling around inside. You consider joining them to see what you can scrounge up, but canapés are definitely not going to do much for your hunger.

References

• Chez Snootée is the name of a French restaurant in the episode "Dumbwaiters" on the show The Angry Beavers.