Chocolate-cherry prairie dog
|Chocolate-cherry prairie dog|
|Locations||Eager Rice Burrows|
|Hit Points||75% of Monster Defense|
|Attack||Player's Moxie+1 (min 30, max 600)|
|Defense||Player's Muscle+1 (min 30, max 600)|
|Monster Parts||head, leg, tail, torso|
Doo-dah, doo-dah. This is a chocolate creature with a chocolate-covered-cherry head (which, one may hope, is full of brandy). It lives in a maze of tunnels and warrens, coming up occasionally to bark at the neighbors or bite the mailman.
It bites you with tiny chocolate teeth. Hey, that was way worse than its bark!
You step into one of the prairie dog tunnels and roll your ankle.
It scrabbles at you with its chocolate claws.
It barks a deafening bark. Your ears bleed a little.
It splashes you with brandy from its chocolate-cherry head. It burns a bit.
It leaps onto your face, biting and scratching like a rabid D.J. It doesn't stop until you're covered in blood and chocolate.
It tries to bite you, but it accidentally bites itself, and since everyone knows dogs are allergic to chocolate, it has to go get its tiny stomach pumped. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: candy mountain oyster (? chance)*|
|You acquire an item: chocolate-stained collar (? chance)*|
Occurs at Eager Rice Burrows.