|Locations||Eager Rice Burrows|
|Hit Points||75% of Monster Defense|
|Attack||Player's Moxie+1 (min 30, max 600)|
|Defense||Player's Muscle+1 (min 30, max 600)|
|Monster Parts||head, ear, leg, tail, torso|
Chocolate hare! Lives in warrens deep below the ground. Chocolate hare! Will come after you without a sound. Chocolate hare! Cotton candy for a puffy tail. Chocolate hare! If you tried to eat it, you would fail.
Er, sorry. This is like a chocolate Easter bunny, only a whole lot bigger and more sinewy.
It bites you with its big front teeth. I guess it got them for Crimbo. Eek! Ooh!
It hurls a chocolate egg at you, leaving an egg-shaped dent on your neck. Ooh! Argh!
It slaps you with its front paws, leaving you punchdrunk and slaphappy. Ooh! Ugh!
It thumps you with its powerful hind legs. That's why they call it Thumper. Ugh! Ouch!
It tickles your nose with its cotton-candy tail. You sneeze so hard you see flashes of light in your vision. Ow! Ow!
It thumps you with its powerful hind legs, slaps you with its front paws, whips you with its ears, and tickles your nose with its tail for good measure. Ugh! Ugh!
It hurls a chocolate egg at you, but you avoid getting egg on your face.
It tries to hit you, but misses and hits a crude statue of a person sculpted out of tar. You step back and avert your eyes to avoid accidental racism while it tries to extricate itself.
It tries to slap you with its front paws, but you slap its paws aside without a pause.
It tries to thump you with its hind legs, but you hide behind a tub and let it thump that instead.
It tries to tickle your nose with its tail, but you don't want your nose anywhere near its tail.
It whips its huge floppy ears at you, but you hear them coming and dodge.
|You acquire an item: candy carrot (?% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: chocolate rabbit's foot (?% chance)*|
Occurs at Eager Rice Burrows.
- The description is in the style of the song Chocolate Rain.