Crusty hula hoop
This little number will make all of your hoop dreams come true. You can rotate it around literally ANY part of your body! What fun! You know, for kids.
(In-game plural: crusty hula hoops)
- big slimy cyst
|You hurl the hula hoop at your opponent. It lands on his neck and spins in a circle, simultaneously strangling and beating him for 2000-6000 damage. Also, you win a kewpie doll.|
- The Negative Status Attacks are negative effects sometimes acquired when fighting certain monsters, such as the apathetic lizardman, acid blob and tomb asp.
- The description makes reference to The Hudsucker Proxy.
- The line about the kewpie doll is a reference to the carnival game of ring toss. You don't actually get a kewpie doll item.
|TOP 10 crusty hula hoop collections|
6. Poncho the Sane - 137 | 7. eskimodave - 82 | 8. Artie Effham - 45 | 9. Framistan - 42 | 10. jimmy_hoffa - 37
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings