Daisy the Unclean
| Daisy the Unclean | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1918 |
| Locations | Investigating a Plaintive Telegram |
| Hit Points | 400 |
| Attack | 200 |
| Defense | 180 |
| Initiative | 100 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | demon |
| Elements | stench |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Daisy the UncleanYou enter the General's office to see a horrific being sitting in what was once the General's chair. She stands up to confront you and reveals that she is, like... twelve feet tall. Luckily, the General was thirteen feet tall, so the ceilings in here are really high. "You people," says Daisy, in a low voice, "you have no idea what delights there are to be found if only you know where to look." The stench of her breath is atrocious, even from all the way across the room and eleven feet and three inches up.
"Your mother is worried about you, Daisy," you say, trying to calm her down, though you're basically 100% certain that it isn't going to work. "Think about her. Your own flesh and blood, Daisy. What would she think of this?"
"Mother... Flesh and... blood. Mother's... milk. Milk. Milk blood milk. Milk milk blood blood milk milk MILK BLOOD MILK MILK MILK BLOOD MILK BLOOD..."
"Okay, okay," you interrupt, "this is clearly going nowhere good. Let's get it over with."
Hit Message(s):
Her eyes glow green. Your bung glows green. It's probably not a coincidence. Oof! Ow! Ooh!
She scratches your leg with her claw-like fingernails. Your blood curdles, in a different way than it usually curdles. Argh! Ouch! Ooh! (stench damage)
She vomits a stream of spoiled milk directly into your mouth. It is... awful. Ouch! Ooh! Eek! (stench damage)
She vomits a stream of spoiled milk directly into your mouth. It is... awful. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Oof! Ooh!
"Blood milk mlik blood milk blood blood," she says. "Milk blood blood milk blood milk milk..."
"Okay, yes, I heard you the first time," you say.
not known
Having dispatched Daisy, you go back to the telegraph office and leave a note for the clerk, telling him to inform her parents. You always hated giving bad news.
 | You acquire an item: Daisy's unclean bloomers (% chance)* |
Occurs at The Investigation Thrillingly Concludes! while Investigating a Plaintive Telegram (Missing: Pioneer Daughter).
Notes
- When she hits you, Daisy will give you 1 adventure of the effect Milk is Blood is Milk, which increasingly lowers your stats.
- Immune to staggers and stuns.
