Desert Beach

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"Beach" redirects here. Did you mean Sonofa Beach or Spring Break Beach?

The imaginatively named Desert Beach is a desert beach a long way from Seaside Town. In order to get there, you need to have an appropriate form of transportation. Currently, having any one of a bitchin' meatcar, a pumpkin carriage, a tin lizzie, or a Desert Bus pass will give you beach access. Attempts to get there without transportation give the following message:

"You don't know where a desert beach is."

Locations located here are:


  • The Desert Beach was expanded from a 3x3 grid on January 28, 2007.
  • The Mall of Loathing moved here from Seaside Town on October, 26, 2010, to evade the skeleton invasion, replacing the old border image. On October, 26, more locations from Seaside Town relocated to the Desert Beach, creating a town on the border.
    Newbeach6.gif Desertmall.gif
  • On October 30, 2010, some tectonic activity occurred in the Desert Beach zone. The Oasis, Arid Desert, and Pyramid all found themselves further north of Bordertown, while The Grim Grimacite Site vanished entirely.
  • The zone was again revamped on August 30, 2013. It used to look like this:
Beachtop1.gif Beach0.gif Beachtop3.gif Beach3camp.gif
Beachtop4.gif Smallpyramid.gif Desert.gif Oasis2.gif
Beach1.gif Beachtop5.gif Beachtop3.gif Beachright3.gif
Beach4.gif Beach5.gif Bordertown.gif Beachright1.gif
Beach7.gif Beach8.gif Newbeach9.gif Beachright5.gif
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