Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate
This appears to be a gift certificate for a company called Discount Telescope Warehouse. The print is really fine, but the part that you can read says "Just drop this into any mailbox, and we will deliver, via our instantaneous magical transport system, a shiny new telescope, straight to your campsite! If you've already got one of our telescopes, this gift certificate entitles you to a free upgrade! All of our telescopes come with a multiple-lifetime guarantee."
Type: usable Cannot be traded or discarded (In-game plural: Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificates) | |
Obtained From
- Fernswarthy's Basement
- Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 500
When Used
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You drop the order form in a mailbox in Seaside Town, and see a bolt of light whoosh across the sky over your head, toward your campsite. When you head back, there's a shiny new telescope there!
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- On second through seventh uses:
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You drop the order form in a mailbox in town, and see a familiar bolt of light arc across the sky. You head back to your campsite, and find that your telescope has been fitted with a more powerful lens. Now you can see farther and pick out finer details!
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You fill out the form and drop it in a mailbox in town. No sooner has it hit the bottom of the box than a tiny pixie appears next to you.
"Hello. I represent the fine folks at Discount Telescope Warehouse. We regret to inform you that we are unable to honor your gift certificate, as you already have the nicest telescope we have to offer.
Please accept this Meat by way of apology for the inconvenience."
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| You gain 100,000 Meat. |
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- Eighth use onwards, while in Ronin:
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You fill out the form and drop it in a mailbox in town. No sooner has it hit the bottom of the box than a tiny pixie appears next to you.
"Hello. I represent the fine folks at Discount Telescope Warehouse. We regret to inform you that we are unable to honor your gift certificate, as you already have the nicest telescope we have to offer.
Please accept this Meat by way of apology for the inconvenience."
"Oh, wait. I can't give you this Meat right now. Here, have the certificate back, and mail it again once you're able to accept Meat from other people."
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Notes
- Creates A Telescope at your Campground.
- Due to the "multiple-lifetime guarantee" promised, the telescope remains after ascension (except during a Bad Moon run).
- You will still get the meat if in a non-Hardcore/Ronin Surprising Fist run.
- While you can use 7 certificates, only the first 5 create visible upgrades. The last two only increase the power of the Starry-Eyed buff.
Collection
"2599" does not have an RSS file (yet?) for the collection database.
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Meat-Producing Items - edit
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ancient vinyl coin purse 650-750
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bag of park garbage 150-250
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black pension check 400-450
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briefcase 300 (or a fat stack of cash)
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chest of the Bonerdagon 3,000
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collection of tiny spooky objects 100-1,000
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CSA discount card 300
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cursed piece of thirteen 500-1,000 (or fight a scary pirate)
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Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 100,000 (after upgrading A Telescope 7 times)
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dungeon dragon chest 450-550
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duct tape wallet 2,500-3,600
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envelope full of Meat 500 (Affected by +meat% modifiers)
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fat wallet 350-450
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flytrap pellet 300-400 (sometimes)
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Gathered Meat-Clip 420-620
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Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) 10,000
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handful of tips 300-400 (Lose ~20k Meat every 30 uses)
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haunted Hell ramen 20-24 (and gain 4 fullness)
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Hell ramen 20-29 (and gain 4 fullness)
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kobold treasure hoard 10 (plus possibly a newborn kobold)
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LOLmec statuette 1,000,000
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meat globe 600-800 (if there's one in your dwelling)
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Mr. Big's Wallet 690
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nest egg 150
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Orcish meat locker 90-110 (if you have a rusty metal key, which is consumed)
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old coin purse 450-550
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old leather wallet 400-600
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Penultimate Fantasy chest 100-200 (plus some items)
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pixel coin 2,000
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pixellated moneybag 450-550
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roll of meat 1,750 (some of which are meat stacks)
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shiny stones 140-160
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smut orc keepsake box 1,400-1,500 (after bridge is finished)
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SMOOCH bottlecap 1,000
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solid gold jewel 100,000
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stolen meatpouch 30-50
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Warm Subject gift certificate 400-500 (except for first use with Torso Awaregness)
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