Your car is SCHLURPing up any oil it detects and GLOOOOOSHing it out the back to deter pursuers. Or anyone, really.
- Asdon Martin
- Driving Wastefully (30 Adventures)
- Increases Oil Peak pressure reduction by 6.34 µB/Hg per combat (equal to one oil slick, same as dress pants), with a message after combat:
- The Asdon Martin's windshield wipers go vweek vweek as they clean off the oil rain that's SPLORSHTing out of a sprinkler on the roof of the car.
- The Asdon Martin pumps a bunch of oil out of the ground with a loud SCHLUUURRRKK and then ga-SHPLORKs it out the back. Wasteful, but effective.
- Your car PHBLRBRBPHLRBSTs a huge spray of oil out of its tailpipe.