Dusty bottle of Merlot

dusty bottle of Merlot This is an old bottle of Merlot from Lord Spookyraven's private reserve. You know what they say: I'd rather have a full bottle of Merlot in front of me than a full frontal Mermaid battle me. The reason they say that is that they're really not funny. At all. (Cocktailcrafting ingredient) Type: booze (decent) Potency: 2 Selling Price: 35 Meat. (In-game plural: dusty bottles of Merlot)

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Obtained From

The Haunted Wine Cellar

possessed wine rack

skeletal sommelier

When Consumed

You drink the wine. You've had better, but you've had worse.

You gain 3-4 Adventures.

You gain 5-10 Muscleboundness. You gain 5-10 Wizardliness. You gain 5-10 Cheek.

You gain 2 Drunkenness.

Uses

• Dusty bottle of blood

Notes

• Viewing this item's description with Lord Spookyraven's spectacles in inventory (must be equipped for first Ascension) will reveal a special glyph.

History

• Prior to the May 14, 2014 revamp of the Spookyraven Manor, this item was listed as "crappy" quality, had its size displayed as "???", and, along with the other dusty bottle of wines, had its consumption randomly chosen.

References

• The joke being referenced in the description is, "I would rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy."

Collection

	TOP 10 dusty bottle of Merlot collections
	1. TheForce - 100000 | 2. TheCheese - 95310 | 3. DuRhone - 17355 | 4. Shimbo - 17207 | 5. l337 h4xz0r - 13337 6. Elux Lucis - 10000 | 7. Ynrikan - 9656 | 8. suac - 5900 | 9. Mistress of the Obvious - 5469 | 10. She Who Twaddles Turnips - 5376 Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings