Dutch Angle straw house

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Dutch Angle straw house
Monster ID 1472
Locations Unleash Your Inner Wolf
Hit Points 50*(Houses encountered+1)
Attack 0
Defense 0
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements spooky
Resistance None
Monster Parts Indeterminate
Manuel Entry
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Dutch Angle straw house You're fighting a Dutch Angle straw house

This house is less "adorable fairy-tale hideout for anthropomorphic swine" and more "rustic murder shed." The straw used to build it has curious dark-red stains on it, and the whole structure is dilapidated and falling in on itself at odd angles.

The creepy pigs crawling out of it don't look like they're here for hugs, either. Your inner wolf prepares for a fight.

Hit Message(s):

A pig (returning from the market, no doubt) sneaks up behind you and squeals, making you squeal like a pig yourself. Argh! (spooky damage)

A ghostly pig floats out of the house and makes a noise somewhere between a boo and a squeal. It's pretty effective. Ouch! (spooky damage)

A pig wielding a chainsaw comes running out of the house and chases you until your heart almost gives out. Ow! (spooky damage)

Four emaciated pigs, all of which had no roast beef, surround you and whine "wee, wee wee" until you feel like you're about to go mad. Ouch! (spooky damage)

A pig chomps down on a roast beef dinner. Then you see it's not roast beef--it's bacon! You get profoundly creeped out.Ooh! (spooky damage)

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

After Combat

Your inner wolf is really doing his part to clean up this town.
Trophy.gif +1 Pig Evicted!

Occurs at Unleash Your Inner Wolf.