Essence of Soy

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Essence of Soy
Monster ID 967
Locations The Electric Lemonade Acid Parade‎
Hit Points 60
Attack 30
Defense 18
Initiative 80
Meat None
Phylum elemental
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts drop, sauce, pseudopod
Drops
essential soy
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Essence of Soy You're fighting the Essence of Soy

A swirling maelstrom of brown, salty sauce spins up to you, brain-meltingly, blindingly, brilliantly perfect in its purity of essence. Those South of the Border call it "The Great I Am Sauce," but you can just call it "SOY."

Hit Message(s):

It extends a soy-dopod and knocks you over. Ooh!

It dunks your elbow into one of its sauce puddles. Now you know how a piece of sushi feels, if you didn't already. Ouch!

It extends a soy-dopod into your mouth, filling your entire skull with salty goodness. Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

It swirls around you, drowning you, staining your clothes, and leaving a surprisingly metallic aftertaste in your mouth. Argh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to knock you over with a soy-dopod, but fails.

It tries to dunk you into itself, but sees you're not a piece of sushi. Sadly.

It tries to engulf your <skull>, but you remain unengulfed.

It extends a soy-dopod, but you're not enough of a perdedor to get hit with it.

Fumble Message:

It leaves briefly to find the Essence of Wasabi to add to it to make it even more delicious. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Esssoy.gifYou acquire an item: essential soy (5% chance)*

Occurs at The Electric Lemonade Acid Parade (with 10+ turns of In Your Cups)

Notes

References

  • The Spanish word soy means "I am".
  • "I am" is a name given to God in the Old Testament. In particular, "The Great I Am" is sometimes used to refer to God.
  • When eating sushi, it is common to mix wasabi into soy sauce.
  • The Beck song "Loser" has the refrain "Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?"