Factory-irregular skeleton

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Factory-irregular skeleton
Monster ID 1744
Locations The Skeleton Store
Hit Points 2
Attack 2
Defense 1
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum undead
Elements spooky
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts crooked femur, oversized bone, undersized bone, weird bone, weird skull
loose teeth, oversized skullcap, really thick spine, skeleton bone, three-legged pants
Manuel alien autoautopsy kit
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
factory-irregular skeleton You're fighting a factory-irregular skeleton

You find a misshapen skeleton, and pause to wonder what went wrong with its development, and what was its life like before it became a skeleton, and why is it hitting you.

Hit Message(s):

It bites your <thigh> with its second mouth. Argh!

It punches you in the <neck> with one of its rib-fists. Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

It punches you in the <bung>, the <arse> and the <elbow> with three of its bony arms. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to punch you with its left arm, but it doesn't actually have a left arm.

It tries to bite you on the <head>, but its jaw hinge is defective.

It tries to kick you in the <face>, but its shoddy hip pops apart and the entire leg clatters uselessly away.

Fumble Message:

It tries to punch you with its left arm, but it doesn't actually have a left arm. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Bigspine.gifYou acquire an item: really thick spine (50% chance)*
Bighelmet.gifYou acquire an item: oversized skullcap (30% chance)*
3legpants.gifYou acquire an item: three-legged pants (30% chance)*
Goodbone.gifYou acquire an item: skeleton bone (25% chance)*
Looseteeth.gifYou acquire an item: loose teeth (25% chance)*
Lunchbox.gifYou acquire an item: alien autoautopsy kit (10% chance)*

Occurs at The Skeleton Store.


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