This is a list of all familiars in the Kingdom of Loathing, ordered by number. Note that this total excludes the April Fools' Familiars, as well as the gaps in the sequence.
1 - 10
1.
Mosquito
2.
Leprechaun
3.
Levitating Potato
4.
Angry Goat
5.
Sabre-Toothed Lime
6.
Fuzzy Dice
7.
Spooky Pirate Skeleton
8.
Barrrnacle
9.
Howling Balloon Monkey
10.
Stab Bat
11 - 20
11.
Grue
12.
Blood-Faced Volleyball
13.
None
14.
Ghuol Whelp
15.
Baby Gravy Fairy
16.
Cocoabo
17.
Star Starfish
18.
Hovering Sombrero
19.
Ghost Pickle on a Stick
20.
Killer Bee
21 - 30
21.
Whirling Maple Leaf
22.
Coffee Pixie
23.
Cheshire Bat
24.
Jill-O-Lantern
25.
Hand Turkey
26.
Crimbo Elf
27.
Hanukkimbo Dreidl
28.
Baby Yeti
29.
Feather Boa Constrictor
30.
Emo Squid
31 - 40
31.
Personal Raincloud
32.
Clockwork Grapefruit
33.
MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech
34.
Flaming Gravy Fairy
35.
Frozen Gravy Fairy
36.
Stinky Gravy Fairy
37.
Spooky Gravy Fairy
38.
Inflatable Dodecapede
39.
Pygmy Bugbear Shaman
40.
Doppelshifter
41 - 50
41.
Attention-Deficit Demon
42.
Cymbal-Playing Monkey
43.
Temporal Riftlet
44.
Sweet Nutcracker
45.
Pet Rock
46.
Snowy Owl
47.
Teddy Bear
48.
Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot
49.
Sleazy Gravy Fairy
50.
Wild Hare
51 - 60
51.
Wind-up Chattering Teeth
52.
Spirit Hobo
53.
Astral Badger
54.
Comma Chameleon
55.
Misshapen Animal Skeleton
56.
Scary Death Orb
57.
Jitterbug
58.
Nervous Tick
59.
Reassembled Blackbird
60.
Origami Towel Crane
61 - 70
61.
Ninja Snowflake
62.
Evil Teddy Bear
63.
Toothsome Rock
64.
None (Mysterious Idol)
65.
Ancient Yuletide Troll
66.
Dandy Lion
67.
O.A.F.
68.
Penguin Goodfella
69.
Jumpsuited Hound Dog
70.
Green Pixie
71 - 80
71.
Ragamuffin Imp
72.
Exotic Parrot
73.
Wizard Action Figure
74.
Gluttonous Green Ghost
75.
Casagnova Gnome
76.
Hunchbacked Minion
77.
Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
78.
Bulky Buddy Box
79.
Teddy Borg
80.
RoboGoose
81 - 90
81.
El Vibrato Megadrone
82.
Mad Hatrack
83.
Adorable Seal Larva
84.
Untamed Turtle
85.
Animated Macaroni Duck
86.
Pet Cheezling
87.
Autonomous Disco Ball
88.
Mariachi Chihuahua
89.
Hobo Monkey
90.
Llama Lama
91 - 100
91.
Cotton Candy Carnie
92.
Disembodied Hand
93.
Black Cat
94.
Uniclops
95.
Psychedelic Bear
96.
Baby Mutant Rattlesnake
97.
Mutant Fire Ant
98.
Mutant Cactus Bud
99.
Mutant Gila Monster
100.
Cuddlefish
101 - 110
101.
Sugar Fruit Fairy
102.
Imitation Crab
103.
Pair of Ragged Claws
104.
Magic Dragonfish
105.
Frumious Bandersnatch
106.
Midget Clownfish
107.
Syncopated Turtle
108.
Grinning Turtle
109.
Purse Rat
110.
Wereturtle
111 - 120
111.
Baby Sandworm
112.
Slimeling
113.
He-Boulder
114.
Rock Lobster
115.
Urchin Urchin
116.
Grouper Groupie
117.
Squamous Gibberer
118.
Dancing Frog
119.
Chauvinist Pig
120.
Stocking Mimic
121 - 130
121.
Snow Angel
122.
Jack-in-the-Box
123.
BRICKO chick
124.
Baby Bugged Bugbear
125.
Money-Making Goblin
126.
Floating Eye
127.
Vampire Bat*
128.
Oyster Bunny
129.
Egg Benedict
130.
Bank Piggy
131 - 140
131.
Worm Doctor
132.
Snowhitman
133.
Plastic Grocery Bag
134.
Underworld Bonsai
135.
Rogue Program
136.
Mini-Hipster
137.
Pottery Barn Owl
138.
Hippo Ballerina
139.
Knob Goblin Organ Grinder
140.
Piano Cat
141 - 150
141.
Dramatic Hedgehog
142.
Smiling Rat
143.
Robot Reindeer
144.
Holiday Log
145.
None (Shambling Monstrosity)
146.
Obtuse Angel
147.
Reconstituted Crow
148.
Li'l Xenomorph
149.
Dataspider
150.
Pair of Stomping Boots
151 - 160
151.
Feral Kobold
152.
Fancypants Scarecrow
153.
154.
Bloovian Groose
155.
Blavious Kloop
156.
Peppermint Rhino
157.
Tickle-Me Emilio
158.
Steam-Powered Cheerleader
159.
Happy Medium
160.
Artistic Goth Kid
161 - 170
161.
Flaming Face
162.
Reagnimated Gnome
163.
Hovering Skull
164.
Mini-Skulldozer
165.
Angry Jung Man
166.
Unconscious Collective
167.
Nanorhino
168.
Oily Woim
169.
Homemade Robot
170.
MiniMechaElf
171 - 180
171.
Gelatinous Cubeling
172.
Adorable Space Buddy
173.
Nosy Nose
174.
Mini-Adventurer
175.
Mechanical Songbird
176.
Reanimated Reanimator
177.
Warbear Drone
178.
Grimstone Golem
179.
Grim Brother
180.
Miniature Sword & Martini Guy
181 - 190
181.
Putty Buddy
182.
Twitching Space Critter
183.
Galloping Grill
184.
185.
Helix Fossil
186.
Xiblaxian Holo-Companion
187.
Baby Z-Rex
188.
Fist Turkey
189.
Crimbo Shrub
190.
Mini-Crimbot
191 - 200
191.
Topiary Skunk
192.
Golden Monkey
193.
Adventurous Spelunker
194.
Sludgepuppy
195.
Baby Mayonnaise Wasp
196.
Puck Man
197.
Ms. Puck Man
198.
Lil' Barrel Mimic
199.
Machine Elf
200.
Choctopus
201 - 210
201.
Rockin' Robin
202.
Restless Cow Skull
203.
Intergnat
204.
Software Bug
205.
Bark Scorpion
206.
Trick-or-Treating Tot
207.
Chocolate Lab
208.
Bad Vibe
209.
Space Jellyfish
210.
Optimistic Candle
211 - 220
211.
Robortender
212.
Cute Meteor
213.
XO Skeleton
214.
Garbage Fire
215.
Globmule
216.
Bluzzard
217.
Faux
218.
Sledgehamster
219.
Pimpsqueak
220.
Pillowbug
221 - 230
221.
Dressage
222.
Sequestrian
223.
Carpricorn
224.
Turpin
225.
Morphan
226.
Cycloney
227.
Peaclock
228.
Turtive
229.
Lepardner
230.
Aiolion
231 - 240
231.
Waifuton
232.
Gorillape
233.
Wendtigo
234.
Snoutlet
235.
Ruffalo
236.
Vaporpoise
237.
Ghosprey
238.
Straypler
239.
Flan
240.
Mustardigrade
241 - 250
241.
Ched
242.
Gazelleton
243.
Mechamelion
244.
Bicycle
245.
Vamprey
246.
Wullabye
247.
Nursine
248.
Cantelope
249.
Ungulant
250.
Caramel
251 - 260
251.
Oppossum
252.
Amanitee
253.
Smashmoth
254.
Vulgure
255.
Squib
256.
Trafikoan
257.
Slotter
258.
Shudder
259.
Glamare
261 - 270
260.
Unspeakachu
261.
Stooper
262.
Disgeist
263.
Bowlet
264.
Cornbeefadon
265.
Mu
266.
God Lobster
267.
Cat Burglar
268.
Party Mouse
269.
Yule Hound
270.
Sausage Golem
271 - 280
271.
Elf Operative
272.
Plastic Pirate Skull
273.
Pet Coral
274.
Pocket Professor
275.
Red-Nosed Snapper
276.
Antique Nutcracker
277.
Piranha Plant
278.
Left-Hand Man
279.
Melodramedary
280.
Ghost of Crimbo Carols
281 - 290
281.
Ghost of Crimbo Cheer
282.
Ghost of Crimbo Commerce
283.
Shorter-Order Cook
284.
Vampire Vintner
285.
Arachnelf
286.
Synthetic Rock
287.
Grey Goose
288.
Cookbookbat
289.
Mini-Trainbot
290.
Hobo in Sheep's Clothing
291 - 300
291.
Pixel Rock
292.
Cursed Monkey
293.
Patriotic Eagle
294.
Jill-of-All-Trades
295.
Flaming Leafcutter Ant
296.
Rigging Snake
297.
Pet Anchor
298.
None
299.
Chest Mimic
300.
Mini Kiwi
301 - 310
301.
Proto-Protozoa
302.
Evolving Organism
303.
Burly Bodyguard
304.
Doll Moll
305.
Emberiza Aureola
306.
Peace Turkey
307.
Quantum Entangler
308.
Golden Pet Rock
309.
310.
Profane Parrot
311 - 320
311.
Significant Bit
312.
Heat Wave
313.
Cold Cut
314.
Shame Spiral
315.
Phantom Limb
316.
Foul Ball
317.
Dire Cassava
318.
Observer
319.
Cool Cucumber
320.
Defective Childrens' Stapler
321 - 330
321.
Glover
322.
Zapper Bug
323.
324.
325.
326.
327.
328.
329.
330.
Notes
- There is no familiar number 13 because of Jick's dislike for that number.
- On the March 26th, 2007, radio show, Mr Skullhead indicated that there would be no familiars 59 and 64, as the database had been advanced by accident. However, familiar number 59 came into existence through changes that occurred when NS13 was implemented.
- The correct numbers for familiars 125 to 133, the April Fools' Familiars, were determined from a (now-fixed) game bug. On a related note, the game internally refers to the Vampire Bird as the "Vampire Bat," yet another reference to Wesley Willis (like the Vampire bat monster itself).
- Through a bug in the rollout of the 2021 Quantum Terrarium special challenge path, familiars 64 and 145 had their names revealed as "Mysterious Idol" and "Shambling Monstrosity", respectively. The Quantum Terrarium (Campground) would accidentally list these two familiars as options by their names even though they had not been implemented.
- The familiar 292 was instead released as an item, cursed monkey's paw.
- The familiar 298 was planned to be available from the Crimbo Town (2023) elves but was scrapped.