Family Jewels

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Family Jewels
Monster ID 180
Locations The Hole in the Sky
Hit Points 150
Attack 156
Defense 140
No-Hit 166
Initiative 70
Meat None
Phylum constellation
Elements sleaze
Resistance None
Monster Parts facet, star
Drops
star, star, star
Manuel Entry
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Family Jewels You're fighting The Family Jewels

This constellation resembles a pair of enormous cut gemstones.

Hit Message(s):

They blind you with light reflected from their many facets. Which is odd, considering they're just line drawings. Eek! Argh! Eek! Eek! Ouch! Oof!

They clank together on your <kidney>. You feel multi- faceted pain. Ouch! Oof! Ow! Ouch! Ooh! Ow! (sleaze damage)

They stab you with their pointy ends. It's hardly a pointless attack. Ooh! Ow! Ugh! Oof! Oof! Eek! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

They completely and utterly stone you, even though you're not driving in your car or playing your guitar. You do not feel so all alone, but you do feel pretty banged-up. Eek! Argh! Argh! Ow! Ugh! Ow! Eek! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

They try to blind you with light reflected from their facets, but fail because they're just line drawings.

They try to clank together on your <lower back>, but you deftly duck and dodge, dude.

They try to stab you with their pointy ends, but it's pointless to try.

Fumble Message:

They try to stone you, even though you're not driving in a car or playing your guitar. But they completely fail to do so. Looks like you're all alone. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Star.gifYou acquire an item: star (30% chance)*
Star.gifYou acquire an item: star (30% chance)*
Star.gifYou acquire an item: star (30% chance)*
You gain 31 <substat>.

Occurs at The Hole in the Sky.

Notes

  • This monster counts as a group (of size two). It takes manifold damage from area-of-effect skills such as Wave of Sauce.

References

  • The Family Jewels refer to the testicles, as from the pair of cut gemstones.
  • The critical hit and miss messages play on lyrics from Bob Dylan's song "Rainy Day Women #12 & 35", aka "Everybody Must Get Stoned".