Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies

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Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies
Monster ID 266
Locations The Spooky Gravy Barrow: On the Verge of a Dirge
Hit Points 80
Attack 75
Defense 67
No-Hit 70
Initiative 100
Meat None
Phylum plant
Elements spooky
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, stem, torso
spooky bicycle chain, spooky cosmetics bag, miniature carton of clove cigarettes (if Spooky Gravy Fairy is active familiar)
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies You're fighting Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies

Seated languidly on a tall dais in the middle of this chamber is Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies and second-place winner of the Kingdom of Loathing's Most Evil Hotness Competition.

"Well well well," she purrs, in a voice like oiled silk. "An overlander in my domain. No doubt you've come to foil my plans to destroy Degrassi Knoll."

She rises smoothly from her throne. She's tall for a fairy -- six feet if she's an inch, and most of it stem. As she strides down the steps toward you, wisps of her dress waft in the breeze like tendrils of black smoke.

She smiles at you, then rears back and violently smashes her forehead into the bridge of your nose.

Huh -- you hadn't expected her to be a brawler.

Hit Message(s):

Queen Felonia hisses, "Stitch this!" and slashes you in the <kidney> with a broken whiskey bottle. Eek! Eek! Ouch! Eek! (spooky damage)

Queen Felonia breaks a pool cue over her knee and bludgeons you with the heavy end. Ow! Ooh! Argh! Ugh! (spooky damage)

Queen Felonia maliciously knees you in the reproductive organs. Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! (spooky damage)

Critical Hit Message:

Queen Felonia smashes you in the face with a glass beer mug, and laughs raucously. Ow! Ouch! Ouch! Ugh! (spooky damage)

Miss Message(s):

You dive out of the way as Queen Felonia tries to smash a barstool over your <ankle>.

Queen Felonia gets you in a choke-hold, but you elbow her in the <throat> and slip out of her grasp.

Queen Felonia looks around for a window to throw you through, then remembers she lives in an underground cavern.

Fumble Message:

Queen Felonia takes a wild swing at you, but totally misses. Patrick Swayze she ain't. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Bchain.gifYou acquire an item: spooky bicycle chain (100% chance)*
Cosbag.gifYou acquire an item: spooky cosmetics bag (100% chance)*
Carton.gifYou acquire an item: miniature carton of clove cigarettes (100% chance)*
You gain 15 <substat>.

Occurs at The Spooky Gravy Barrow.


  • Once you have defeated Felonia, this adventure will no longer occur (becomes a one time adventure).
  • This monster cannot be copied.