Foodie Giant

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Foodie Giant
Monster ID 1334
Locations The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
Hit Points 150
Attack 130
Defense 120
Initiative 40
Meat 80-120
Phylum humanoid
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
Drops
giant artisanal rice peeler, giant heirloom grape tomato, chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli
Manuel artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Foodie Giant You're fighting a Foodie Giant

This giant uses only locally-sourced ingredients to make artisinal gourmet food. Since she lives in a castle in the clouds with little natural flora or ecosystem, she has to rely on what she can grow in her little (to a giant) kitchen garden. Her grilled cirrus with pistachio-basil aioli is to die for, though.

Hit Message(s):

She smears some hand-made artisinal ketchup on your <leg>. Turns out Big Ketchup drastically reduces the acidity on its homogenized product. Ow! Eek! Ow!

She pounds your <leg> with her pestle, then adds some pine nuts and pesto because of course there are pine nuts and pesto involved. Oof! Ouch! Ooh!

She cuts you with a hand-forged knife, then pours some of her artisinal balsamic lemon vinegar reduction in the wound. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

She grates you with a hand-made wooden cheese grater. Where does she even get cheese up here? Ouch! Ugh! Eek!

She uses her mortar and pestle to beat you into a carbon-neutral pulp. Ugh! Oof! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

You mispronounce "quinoa," which enrages her so much she beats you with a hand-carved artisinal meat tenderizer. Argh! Oof! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

She smears some hand-made artisinal ketchup on your kidney. The taste is virtually indistinguishable.

She stops to mix up a pine-nut pesto, because there are always pine-nuts and pesto involved in this kind of cuisine.

She tries to cut you with a hand-forged knife, but she couldn't locally source a knife sharpener.

She tries to grate you with a hand-made wooden cheese grater, but you're grateful that she misses.

She tries to grind you with her mortar and pestle, but you avoid the daily grind.

Fumble Message:

She stops to figure out whether "quinoa" is pronounced "kwuh-NO-ah" or "KEEN-wah," and is too confused to attack this round. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain ?81-118? Meat
Ricepeeler.gifYou acquire an item: giant artisanal rice peeler (10% chance)*
Grapetomato.gifYou acquire an item: giant heirloom grape tomato (15% chance)*
Ramekin.gifYou acquire an item: chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli (25% chance)*
Shot.gifYou acquire an item: artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice (15% chance)*

Occurs at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor).

References

  • The micro-grain "quinoa" is pronounced "KEEN-wah."
  • Pesto is made from basil, pinenuts, olive oil, garlic, and cheese.
  • Chipotle is a smoke dried hot pepper.
  • Cilantro, in North American cooking, is the name for the greens of coriander, taken from the Spanish name due to Mexican influence.
  • Aioli is a sauce similar to mayonnaise, but from a different cooking tradition. It traditionally has more flavors added.
  • Wasabi is a Japanese vegetable similar to horseradish, the root is commonly ground for its hot flavor.