Former Sheriff Dan Driscoll
| Former Sheriff Dan Driscoll | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1922 |
| Locations | Investigating a Plaintive Telegram |
| Hit Points | 800 |
| Attack | ? |
| Defense | unknown |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Former Sheriff Dan Driscoll"I beg your pardon!" he scoffs. He pulls back one side of his coat to reveal a pair of handcuffs fastened to his belt, and a badge fastened to his vest.
"Dan Driscoll?" you say, astonished. "You monster! You didn't flee the camp because of rampant crime! You fled the camp to go into the rampant crime business!"
"Ha! Good luck making an honest living with those dang merchants runnin' the show. Bureaucracy did more to lay Breadwood low than savagery ever did."
"Well that's a pretty uncharitable view of civiliza -- hey!" you shout, as he slaps the handcuffs on you.
Hit Message(s):
He pulls a police baton out of his belt and smacks you in the <throat>. What a contemptible abuse of authority! Ooh! Argh! Ow! Ooh!
He pistolwhips you. So much for professional courtesy! Argh! Ow! Ugh! Ooh!
"You're under arrest!" he shouts. "For what?" you shout back. "For getting shot in the <shoulder>!"
Then he shoots you in the <arm>. Ouch! Ow! Oof! Ouch!
"You're under arrest!" he shouts. "For what?" you shout back. "For getting shot in the <head>!"
Then he shoots you in the <arm>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ugh! Ouch! Argh!
He tries to shoot you, but the bullet ricochets off of the handcuffs. How unlikely!
not known
 | You acquire 2 buffalo dimes (100% chance)* |
You haul Dan back to Breadwood, but since he already spent all the Meat he stole the Merchants Association has nothing to pay you with. You throw Dan into the cell with them, lock the door, swallow the key, and head home.
 | You acquire an item: Former Sheriff Dan's tin star (100% chance)* |
Occurs at The Investigation Thrillingly Concludes! while Investigating a Plaintive Telegram (Sheriff Wanted).
Notes
- Most actions in combat fail with the message:
- You can't do that with these handcuffs on.
- Attacking with your weapon will fail with the following message, but allow Passive Damage sources to fire:
- You can't attack with these handcuffs on.
- You can also successfully jiggle chefstaves.
References
- Breadwood is a play on the TV series Deadwood. Dan Driscoll is likely a combination of the names Dan Dority and Tim Driscoll from the show.
