From Stoked to Smoked
You walk into the frat boy's common room, and immediately begin choking on patchouli-scented incense fumes. You quickly drop down to all fours and crawl through the room, passing passed-out frat boys piled in vaguely homoerotic heaps around you. It looks like the hippies aren't above using chemical warfare in their quest to wipe out their nemeses.
You see one frat boy wearing what looks like a brand new pair of cargo shorts. He's unconscious, but still breathing. You quickly and quietly slip the shorts off and take them with you. You figure it's poetic justice to take a frat boy's clothes off while he's passed out. Even though, y'know, undressing someone who is unconscious is not funny at all in any way. It's just justice.
 | You acquire an item: Orcish cargo shorts |
Occurs at the Orcish Frat House, on or after level 9.
