Full-length mirror

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Full-length mirror
Monster ID 1553
Locations The Haunted Storage Room (While Lucky!)
Hit Points 75% of Player's Defense (capped at 2500)
Attack Player's Moxie (capped at 1000)
Defense Player's Defense (capped at 1000)
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts frame, glass
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
full-length mirror You're fighting a full-length mirror

A sheet falls off of one of the pieces of furniture, and when you look that way, you're startled to see movement! You jump back, and the ghost jumps back, too. You curiously walk forward, and the ghost mirrors your move...oh, right. It's just a mirror. Whew!

You wave; your reflection waves. You make a face; your reflection makes a face. You stick out your tongue; your reflection's eyes turn into deep pits of blackest pitch and it vomits a swarm of flies at the mirror's surface. Uh-oh.

Hit Message(s):

Your mirror self hits itself on the head, and your head throbs. Ow! Eek! Ugh! Ooh!

Your mirror self pounds on the glass, shrieking, thoroughly freaking you out. Ooh! Eek! Ooh! Ooh! (spooky damage)

Your mirror self pulls out a red-hot pin and jabs it in its own <skull>. You feel a stinging sensation in yours. Ouch! Argh! Oof! Eek! (hot damage)

Your mirror self says, "why am I hitting yourself?" and punches itself until you're black and blue. Oof! Argh! Ooh! Oof!

Your mirror self holds up a straight razor and licks it. Your tongue starts to hurt and you taste copper. Ugh! Ow! Ooh! Ouch!

Your mirror self puts a noose around its neck and tightens it. You choke. Eek! Ouch! Eek! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

Your mirror self pounds on the mirror until it rocks forward, landing on you. It doesn't shatter; it's so old and heavy, it's more like getting hit with a flying refrigerator than a piece of glass and wood. Oof!

Miss Message(s):

Your mirror self straightens its hair and adjusts its necktie. Why are you wearing a necktie?

Your mirror self says, "why am I hitting yourself?" but you haven't got a good answer.

Your mirror self turns sideways and asks if it looks fat. You're relieved to see it doesn't.

Your mirror self grins, and you grin back, probably not in that order.

Your mirror self holds up a straight razor, but you insist you're an electric razor kind of person.

Your mirror self holds up a noose, but you say that no noose is good noose.

Fumble Message:

You ask your mirror self to turn all the way around so you can finally get an accurate idea of what your butt looks like. It obliges, and you're pleased to note that you're positively callipygian. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Occurs at The Haunted Storage Room while Lucky!.


  • After combat, if you have at least five PvPable items equipped, you will receive as a drop an item that you have equipped:
    Amidst the broken shards of the mirror, you spy an item. The blood drains from your face as you realize what it is...
    SomethingYou acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]
  • The item you get is a randomly chosen PvPable item you have equipped.
  • Anything equipped by your familiar doesn't count, so you can't use a Disembodied Hand or similar to raise your odds of a rare weapon.
  • This monster cannot be copied.