Geve Smimmons
| Geve Smimmons | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1817 |
| Locations | Back Room SMOOCHing |
| Hit Points | 300 |
| Attack | 200 |
| Defense | 240 |
| Initiative | 150 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | 70% elemental, 74% physical |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, huge tongue, leg, torso |
| Quest | the tongue of Smimmons |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Geve SmimmonsSome kind of crazy demon-faced guy with a topknot and leather bat wings swoops down on you with a screech, and waggles his tongue in a way that makes you rather uncomfortable. Judging by the ridiculousness of his outfit and his general demeanor, he must be one of the leaders of the SMOOCH Army, if not the leader.
Which explains a few things.
Hit Message(s):
He sprays a mouthful of blood (or possibly comic book ink) at you. Ugggh! Ow! Ow! Eek! Ow!
He shouts it out loud. Loud enough to rupture your eardrums. The pain is anything but sweet. Oof! Ooh! Ouch! Ouch!
He crushes your ankle with a battle-axe shaped bass guitar. I guess this is where his underlings got the idea. Ooh! Ugh! Ugh! Ouch!
He pulls a torch out of somewhere and blows a fireball at you. I guess the "Flaming Youth" is you. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Oof! Ow! (hot damage)
He shouts it out loud, but you haven't got any hearing left to lose.
He swings his axe-shaped axe at you, but the cord gets in the way.
He spits some fake blood at you. It's gross, but not particularly injurious.
"Trust me!" he says. "I'm a doctor!" He doesn't seem very trustworthy. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: the tongue of Smimmons (100% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: demon makeup kit (100% chance)* |
Occurs at Back Room SMOOCHing.
