Ghost of Fernswarthy's Grandfather

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The stairway to the next level is guarded by the ghost of Fernswarthy's great(repeated X times) grandfather.

"Ooooooooooh," he says. "I'm greeeeeeeat."

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Ghost of Fernswarthy's Grandfather
Monster ID 238
Locations Fernswarthy's Basement
Hit Points (Scales as ceiling(.425*ceiling(basementlevel1.4)))
Attack (Scales as 2*ceiling(basementlevel1.4))
Defense (Scales as attack)
Initiative 70
Meat None
Phylum undead
Elements None
Resistance 100%
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Ancient hot dog wrapper,
Manuel Entry
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Ghost of Fernswarthy's Grandfather You're fighting The Ghost of Fernswarthy's Grandfather

This thing looks like a much older and much, much more transparent version of Fernswarthy.

Hit Message(s):

"Off my lawn!" he screams, and you trip over a rock trying to comply. Then you realize you're not on his lawn, and feel pretty stupid. Ouch! Ouch! Ooh!

He says "In my day, a snorkel only cost 5 Meat." while hitting you in the head with his cane. Ow! Ouch! Ouch!

He tells you an incredibly boring story. Your ears bleed. Eek! Ow! Ouch!

He casts <a spell> on you. Eek! Ugh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

"Kids today! You wouldn't know a proper monster if it hit you in the head!" He then proceeds to demonstrate. Ooh! Oof! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

He lunges toward you with his cane, but falls asleep standing up before he makes it to you.

He tries to hit you with his cane, but you duck behind a statue and he hits it, instead.

He tells you an incredibly boring story, but you manage to figure out how to politely evade him.

He tries to cast <a spell> on you, but misses.

Fumble Message:

He lunges forward to attack, but forgets to materialize and slides right through you. Brr! (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Wrapper.gifYou acquire an item: ancient hot dog wrapper (1-2?% chance)*
You gain some <substat>.

Occurs at Fernswarthy's Basement.


  • This monster has 100% Physical Resistance.
  • This monster's HP is perhaps less than half of its monster level.
  • X is a number that increases by 1 each time you face a grandfather. As you go deeper into the basement, you face ghosts that are progressively further up the Fernswarthy family tree. The first grandfather you face is a great grandfather, the second is a great-great grandfather, then a great-great-great grandfather, and so on.
  • Spell attacks are chosen randomly from the following list:
    • Asthmatic Sphere
    • Cheesestorm
    • Cloud of Drain Cleaner
    • Cloud of Nudity
    • Cone of Corn
    • Conrad's Crouton Cantrip
    • Figaro's Fluxing Flotsam
    • Flagellating Fangs of Fear
    • Frozen Carrot
    • Gratuitous Exsanguination
    • Malvolio's Malevolent Meatblades
    • Pirate Pete's Prong of Peril
    • Ray of Hurtiness
    • Reggie's Razor-sharp Radishes
    • Spirit Goat
    • Stream of Cream of Broccoli
    • Swarm of Chiggers
    • Wang's Wiggidy Wack Walrus Summoning
  • You can fight it for 50 rounds, instead of the usual 30.
  • This monster cannot be copied.
  • The ancient hot dog wrapper's drop rate is not affected by +item.


  • Snorkels now cost 30 Meat.
  • It has been mentioned that Fernswarthy may refer to Futurama's Professor Farnsworth; as such, this adventure may refer to the main character of Futurama, Fry, who is Farnsworth's great-great-great-great-great-great-(...)-great-great-uncle (and due to an unfortunate time-travelling accident, also his great [etc.] grandfather).