Giant mob of baby spiders
| Giant mob of baby spiders | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1584 |
| Locations | The Road to the White Citadel |
| Hit Points | 37 |
| Attack | 36 |
| Defense | 31 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 16-24 |
| Phylum | bug |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | abdomen, head, thorax |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a giant mob of baby spidersOh god! Oh god!
That wasn't a person struggling to get out of that cocoon! It was like a million baby spiders! And now they are all over you!
If it's true what people say about how the human brain blocks out memories of traumatic events, then it better get to blocking right friggin' now or it's fired!
Hit Message(s):
A couple of spiders bite you in your <eye> and <thigh>. Oof! Oof! Ugh!
A dozen spiders crawl up under your clothes and oh god it's awful. Ugh! Oof! Oof! (spooky damage)
A spider jumps on your eyeball, totally freaking you out. Ouch! Ooh! Ugh! (spooky damage)
One of the spiders gnaws on your <shins>. Even baby spider bites hurt. Ugh! Ow! Ugh!
A thousand spiders shoot webbing at you, blocking your airways and making you suffocate. Ooh! Ouch! Ouch!
The spiders walk all over you with their creepy little legs. Eek! Oof! Ugh! (spooky damage)
The million spiders bite you into a million little pieces. You wish that the whole thing were just something you made up for a fake memoir. Ouch!
A couple of spiders fight over who gets to bite you first.
A dozen spiders crawl at you, but you squish them.
A spider jumps at your eyeball, but a gust of wind blows him away.
One of the spiders tries to bite you, but he doesn't have his adult mandibles yet.
The spiders shoot webbing at you, but they haven't learned how to aim yet.
The spiders try to walk all over you, but you're not having that.
The million baby spiders all throw a tantrum simultaneously, because they're tired and ready for a bottle for bed. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 16-24 Meat (average: 20, stdev: 2)* |
Occurs at Life Ain't Nothin But Witches and Mummies which occurs at The Road to the White Citadel.
Notes
- This monster counts as a group (of size 96). It takes manifold damage from area-of-effect skills such as Wave of Sauce.
References
- The critical hit message references A Million Little Pieces, a fake memoir.
