Gnu jack gnome
|Gnu jack gnome|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg|
This is a Gnome that goes into gneighboring towns and steals all of their gnus. And contrary to what you've heard, no gnus is not, in fact, good gnus. It's up to you to stop him before he jacks gnus again.
He jacks you up with a gnu. Which is only slightly better than being gnued up with a jack. Ugh! Oof! Eek!
He jacks up a gnu and drops it on your <giblets>. You feel gnu types of pain. Ouch! Ow! Ooh!
He runs away for a second, jacks a gnu, then rides it back into the dome, trampling you.Argh! Ooh! Ow!
He jacks up a gnu and drops it on you, but you sidestep.
He tries to jack you up with a gnu, but you tell him you gnever touch that stuff.
He runs away for a second and tries to jack a gnu, but the gnu's rider is armed and has other ideas. He glumly walks back to the dome. If he had a tail, it'd be between his legs right now, boy howdy. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: flange (3.7% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: spring (15.4% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: sprocket (16.0% chance)*|
|You gain 7 <substat>.|
Occurs at Thugnderdome.
- "No gnus is good gnus" was a common catch-phrase for Gary Gnu the newscaster from the 80s children's series Great Space Coaster
- "Gnu" is another name for a wildebeest
- The gnu jack gnome may be a reference to one or all of the following: New Jack Swing, a music style combining R&B with hiphop, popular in the late 80's to early 90's; the pro wrestler "New Jack" Young, formerly of ECW; the movie New Jack City which chronicles drug use in the 1980s and early 1990s; or from a Tekken character, Gun Jack. It is also a broken rhyme of Hugh Jackman.