Green Ops Soldier

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Green Ops Soldier
Monster ID 492
Locations The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
Hit Points 250
Attack 200
Defense 180
No-Hit 210
Initiative 100
Meat None
Phylum hippy
Elements stench
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
communications windchimes, gas balloon, gas balloon, green smoke bomb, henna face paint, round green sunglasses, green clay bead
Manuel Entry
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Green Ops Soldier You're fighting a Green Ops Soldier

This hippy, constantly shrouded in a cloud of green smoke that renders him nearly invisible, serves the Army of One Love™ as a covert operative.

You think he's advancing on you, but it's sort of hard to tell.

Hit Message(s):

He sneaks up behind you and garottes you with some hemp rope. At least it's biodegradable, sustainable asphyxiation. Oof! Ow! Ugh! Argh! Ooh!

He throws down a couple of smoke bombs and vanishes. You inhale some of the smoke and spend a few minutes staring at your hands while he pummels you from behind. Ow! Ooh! Ouch! Ooh! Ouch!

He throws a smoke bomb at you. The smoke that billows out of it actually smells better than some of the hippies you've fought, but it's still foul. Eek! Oof! Oof! Oof! Eek! Ouch! (stench damage)

He vanishes in a cloud of smoke, then sneaks up behind you and gives you a big, smelly hug. Eek! Eek! Oof! Argh! Ugh! Ugh! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

While you're staring at the green fog in front of you, you feel icy fingers close around your throat from behind. You start to choke - not because of the fingers, but because of how the fingers smell. Ow! Ooh! Ouch! Ooh! Argh! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

He throws a smoke bomb at you, but he forgot to light it first. Bummer, dude.

He throws down a couple of smoke bombs, then inhales the smoke and just stares at you, giggling.

He tries to garotte you with a hemp rope, but decides to smoke it instead.

He vanishes in a cloud of smoke. Given that he smells like an accident in a sweat factory, he's not hard to track, though.

Fumble Message:

A random crossbreeze dispells the cloud of smoke around the Green Ops Soldier. He looks around, confused, and experiences a moment of terrifying sobriety. (FUMBLE!)

Special Move(s):

A small balloon flies out of the cloud of green smoke and bursts near you. You smell something funny.

Confused.gifYou acquire an effect: Light-Headed
(duration: 1 Adventure)

He emerges from his cloud with a toad in each hand. He licks the one in his left hand, then rubs a dart on the one in his right hand and shoots it (the dart, not the toad) at you through a blowgun. You don't feel so well...

Squashfrog.gifYou acquire an effect: Toad In The Hole
(duration: 1 Adventure)

After Combat

Chimes.gifYou acquire an item: communications windchimes (3% chance)*
Nitrous.gifYou acquire an item: gas balloon (10% chance)*
Nitrous.gifYou acquire an item: gas balloon (10% chance)*
Rankbead3.gifYou acquire an item: green clay bead (30% chance)*
Smokebomb.gifYou acquire an item: green smoke bomb (5% chance)*
Balm.gifYou acquire an item: henna face paint (10% chance)*
Roundglasses2.gifYou acquire an item: round green sunglasses (5% chance)*
You gain 50 <substat>.

Occurs at The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues).


  • The Green Ops Soldier can only appear naturally after 400 total hippies have been defeated.
  • The Green Ops Soldier can perform both special attacks in the same round.


  • Before a trivial update on May 15th 2019, the Green Ops Soldier could drop two Green smoke bombs. The drop rate for the remaining smoke bomb remains unchanged.